Lockdown Horrorscopes 2021

[deathboy]

Welcome, you sickening metallic pervert. I don’t know why I even tolerate you, my dues to the club have long since been settled and yet still you show up with your corrugated spleen and your laminated nipples. What? Oh, it’s you. With your simple fleshy appendages and some kind of yellow blancmange for a CPU. I suppose you will suffice. Bend

Comments

[btripp]

Hmmm ... "tangibly making yourself less pleasant, skilled and attractive with each passing day" sounds about right.

[ashbet]

LEGO PNEUMATIC SEX TOY DONKEY, WOOHOO!!!

I feel like I won this horrorscope round :D

*rides off into the sunset*

[herdivineshadow]

Not sure how you knew that I sounded like badly scratched vinyl - perhaps some sort of sorcery