☠ LVII

[deathbutler]

Comments

[supergorgeous]

Are shoes all you carry?

[deathbutler]

Handbags, hats, scarves, various other accessories, but mostly shoes.

[supergorgeous]

Well, that's rather dull. Where in this city would one buy the rest of his outfit?

[deathbutler]

I prefer tailors myself, but I suppose you could find a suitable enough shop on this street if you were desperate.

[whackachester]

At least I explained shoes when you told me to talk about them.

[deathbutler]

Still undesirable, I'm afraid.

[whackachester]

How are you even supposed to talk right about shoes in the first place?

[deathbutler]

I'm not here to teach you Art, little girl.

1/2

[big_googoo_eyes]

People have been bugging me about investing in a new pair of footwear...

[big_googoo_eyes]

...did you just say death gods?

[deathbutler]

Indeed, I did. Grell Sutcliff, at your service- and likely one who could aid in your investment.

[big_googoo_eyes]

I was unaware that there's more than one.

[a pause]

You probably could, but I'm kind of sick of doing business with death gods. Does anyone else around here sell shoes?

[queenofplastics]

A death god that runs a shoe store. God this place is weird as hell.

[deathbutler]

Death gods can appreciate fashion too, you know.

[queenofplastics]

So can you, like, kill people who are dressed like total crap?

[deathbutler]

If they were indeed so unfortunate they needed to be removed-

Yes.

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[emiltastic]

Shoes... death gods... murder?!

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[deathbutler]

It's what you heard~!

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[emiltastic]

You're a death god?

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[deathbutler]

... That's what I said.