☠ LVIII

[deathbutler]

And so this day rolls around again~ ♥ When we're all inundated with friend and foe alike, and, my favorite, admirers.

Ladies. Gentlemen. You are welcome to prostrate yourself before me at your earliest convenience~ Let's not play coy- no need to be embarrassed, here.

Though if you'd like, you may line up in order of attractiveness.

And

Comments

[bluejuggernaut]

How far up the line would I be?

1/2

[deathbutler]

[appraisaaaaal]

[deathbutler]

Quite near the front I do believe.

[bluejuggernaut]

How fortunate for me. Waiting in long lines can be tiring.

[gay_4_boss]

Oh, this one is just a disappointment. What are you even thinking with that hair? And such skinny arms and legs!!

Not my type at all.

1/3

[deathbutler]

What- I'll have you know my hair is-

[deathbutler]

UCH!

[deathbutler]

What's with those feathers?!

[great_lantern]

Prostrate this.

[deathbutler]

You'd be more fetching if you would.

[great_lantern]

Pfft, I'm already too damn fetching. Anymore would be unfair to all the other poor saps.

[deathbutler]

Confidance is a plus, I suppose...

[der_freischuetz]

Sounds like someone is enjoying the day of tourism.

[deathbutler]

Oh, you aren't?~

[der_freischuetz]

They offer little of interest. Last time it even brought more of Hellsing in.

[deathbutler]

Well, I suppose it makes it disappointing from your point of view then, yes.

[deathbutler]

Better than having none, no?~

[deathbutler]

I assure you, Madam, I've quite a good deal of stamina.