[☠ Private to Road, Rip
Now, now, what do my two favorite ladies say to a night out on the town?
And I don't mean the wining and dining kind. Though, really, we could start light, and finish up with a port...
/Private ☠]
Oh, woe is us~! ♥
It's so tragic, really, to see humans react so unattractively to death. It happens to all of you, you know!
And whether you believe in it, or not, a reaper will come to fetch that nasty little soul of yours. Maybe not one from my division, or one as devilishly beautiful as me, but it will happen nonetheless, spooling your life out for review and then judgment!
Goodness, I have chills.
So do us all a favor and stop with the ugly little reactions. Woe, there is a grave marked for your loved one! There can be one for you just as easily enough- think of it that way~
You'll be together with them eventually.