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zizzypwn May 19 2011, 12:35:27 UTC
I always knew in my heart Rift was terrible. For one, that commercial that rips on WoW. LULZ WE ARE NOT IN AZEROTH ANYMOAR. That is not how you advertise gdi.
Sir. You are not a rogue. Rogues do not wear capris. GTFO LITTLE LAD

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deathbybeth May 20 2011, 05:36:28 UTC
It's a terrible way to advertise, but you always see companies trying to sound bigger and badder than their competitors. "SUBWAY HAS LESS CALORIES THAN MCDONALDS" "CREST REMOVES MORE PLAQUE THAN COLGATE" "DIET COKE TASTES BETTER THAN DIET PEPSI" Obviously, being humble and having confidence in your product/company no longer gets by in this dog-eat-dog world.

I think he's suppose to be a bard. Bard is a subclass of the Rogue class in Rift. That's the only way I can explain the flamboyance. :| At least he's not a Lady Gaga knockoff like the leader of the high elves. Bleh.

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zizzypwn May 20 2011, 14:14:21 UTC
Do like other sport motorists and choose Crelm toothpaste!

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