Nobody loves me. The end.

I got arrested last night. How punk rock of me... except that it was for some bullshit ( Read more... )

there's nothing sacred left in the world. when i see a 40-year ( Read more... )

Birthday countdown. Except I'm not as enthusiastic about it since thus begins my downward slide into my 30's.

All I want for my birthday is a day of sleep :) (this list subject to change).

Work all day. Stay up with baby all night. Attempting to quit smoking. Being busier on my days off than I am when I work. Is anyone reallysurprised that I'm exhausted?

I don't have anything interesting to say at the moment except that I have the soundtrack to The Pick Of Destiny stuck in my head and that it's funny as fuck that Victor got a badass looking mohawk.

THere;s bits and pieces of interesting stuff to say but unfortunately I'll wait until next time to post it because it's 3am almost and I'm sleepy.

Another successful St. Patty's day now officially in the books ( Read more... )

Tonight was awesome.
I'll say more tomorrow. The end.

Despite the fact that tonight sucked, it's the best ever, because the Dane Cook episode of SNL was just on and now there's a Pirate Sketch. Awesome.

On a related note, if you want amazing, coincidental, woah my god story, read on.

( Weirdness. )

I think I got bit by a spider.

I have this horrible rash on my arm and it hurts very badly, all the way up my arm. It sucks, though I don't think it was a massively poisonous spider, otherwise I'd have lost my arm by now.