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[deathbydrapes]

(There's a long silence, and then:)

"OI, MOONY! HOW DO YOU KNOW IF THIS THING'S RECOR--"

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[deathbydrapes]

(There's a bit of a pause.)

Right...(Another pause.) You're going to have to elaborate a bit, mate.

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[deathbydrapes]

"Rubbish job"? Are you mental? It's a bloody brilliant job! How often do you get money for tackling worms? Carnivorous worms at that.

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[deathbydrapes]

Well it's not about the pay, mate, it's about the experience! The pay is just a bonus! Not to mention it provides for a lot of brilliant stories. I mean, how many girls have ever met a young, strapping, carnivorous earth worm monitor?

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[deathbydrapes]

(HA! Success 8D)

Me? I merely gave you a little push in the right direction. A suggestion! You put your name down on your own accord.

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[deathbydrapes]

Well it is brilliant! You're just looking at it the wrong way. Besides, what else are you going to do, sell greeting cards? At least this provides a little more excitement.

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[deathbydrapes]

Better than roaming around aimlessly though, isn't it? (He smirks a bit. Course, you can't see that.) Clearly you're a bit sore about something. What happened?

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[deathbydrapes]

(There's an amused snort which quickly turns into a clearing of the throat.)

Well, that's not exactly the worms' fault, is it? Doesn't really warrant you quitting, either. You've just got to be more careful! Trust me, mate, this is good for you. Keeps you prepared. You'll be a star on the Quidditch field once we're done here.

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[deathbydrapes]

Then just imagine you're trying to dodge ten mad Bludgers. Except the Bludgers are actually the heads of huge earth worms, have sharp teeth and are attempting to eat you.