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Voicemail

Aug 09, 2020 00:24

(There's a long silence, and then:)

"OI, MOONY! HOW DO YOU KNOW IF THIS THING'S RECOR--"

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forward-dated / [voice] ofawitch August 10 2011, 02:52:51 UTC

OI, you! I want to have a row and Remus is being too buggering calm, so you should indulge me.

ofawitch August 10 2011, 05:09:23 UTC

I'll bring fruitcake if you don't have a good argument with me right now.

deathbydrapes August 10 2011, 05:17:07 UTC

You're brutal, Evans, absolutely brutal. (SIGH. And then with oh, so much enthusiasm:) Your hair is bloody ugly.

ofawitch August 10 2011, 05:19:24 UTC

You always smell a bit like a wet dog.

deathbydrapes August 10 2011, 05:49:44 UTC

It's part of my natural charm, Evans. It keeps people on edge, makes their minds wander. And, girls usually think I'm a dog lover which is always a plus.

ofawitch August 10 2011, 05:50:38 UTC

That's not having a row!

deathbydrapes August 10 2011, 06:01:08 UTC

I already explained this to you, Evans, there's an art to this! You can't just tell me to have a row and then expect me to put my heart and soul into it! You have to truly feel it! It can't be forced upon you!

ofawitch August 10 2011, 06:03:50 UTC

So you say. In any case, we've just had a rather decent one, and I feel a bit better. Thanks, Black.

deathbydrapes August 10 2011, 06:06:05 UTC

Right, glad to be of service and all that. Now I expect pudding at my funeral.

ofawitch August 10 2011, 06:10:57 UTC

Christmas pudding topped with holly, if you don't test your luck.

deathbydrapes August 10 2011, 06:22:37 UTC

Evans! You do care! I'm so touched I might cry.

ofawitch August 10 2011, 06:34:08 UTC

That's testing your luck.

deathbydrapes August 10 2011, 06:54:36 UTC

By showing my appreciation for the display of just how much you care about me? Really, Evans, can't you simply accept my gratitude with a smile like a normal person?

ofawitch August 10 2011, 07:13:21 UTC

Go play with a tennis ball.

deathbydrapes August 10 2011, 07:23:27 UTC

I am appalled! Here I am, attempting to be a gentleman and thank you for the gift you will inevitably bestow upon me on that grave day of my funeral, and you can't even give me an honest, "you're welcome." It's not a laughing matter, you know. I could be stuck in an urn tomorrow, or the next day. And you will forever have to deal with the fact that you never appreciated my thanks for your kind gift. And I prefer the chew toys, thank you very much. Better for the teeth. (It's a joke! Sort of.)

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