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Title - Light Saber
Author - deathbyhairdye
Pairing - Jesse Jacey/Kevin Devine
Rating - R
Word Count - 266
Summary - crack!ficlet; Jesse and Kevin are geeks and have watched Star Wars one too many times
Disclaimer - I’ve never seen Star Wars, but I know it exists.
Public Service Announcement - Do not buy faulty condoms.
Jesse’s sitting at a table in the back of some nameless club when Kevin walks over, puts a box down on the table and then returns to his seat opposite him. Jesse looks down at the box and then at Kevin, raising an eyebrow questionably.
“Check these out, I got them from a machine in the toilets.”
“Do you really think I’m that easy?” Jesse takes a sip of his beer, “or drunk?”
Kevin just smirks at him and chooses not to answer, “Just read the label, dumbass.”
Jesse picks up the box and inspects it, “Not to be used for penetrative or oral sex.”
“What a pointless invention. What could you possibly use them for if not for sex?”
Jesse finishes gulps down the rest of his beer and smirks.
---
The sound of heavy breathing fills the dark room. Jesse thrusts his hips towards Kevin whilst breathing through his hands.
“Kev,” deep breath, “I am your father.”
“Ew Jess, that’s just fucking wrong,” Kevin lets out a breathy giggle and rolls his hips in Jesse’s direction.
The door opens and Andy enters hitting the light switch and shedding light on almost two naked men, wearing only glow in the dark condoms and trying to swipe at each other with their cocks. They both stop moving and stare at him.
Andy’s not shocked, but he does look thoughtful for a second before turning the light back off and sitting down on the couch, “Carry on. My DVD player’s broke.”
Jesse moves his hips towards Kevin once more, “Ah the force is strong with this one.”
Kevin growls and stabs at him with his saber.
Author - deathbyhairdye
Pairing - Jesse Jacey/Kevin Devine
Rating - R
Word Count - 266
Summary - crack!ficlet; Jesse and Kevin are geeks and have watched Star Wars one too many times
Disclaimer - I’ve never seen Star Wars, but I know it exists.
Public Service Announcement - Do not buy faulty condoms.
Jesse’s sitting at a table in the back of some nameless club when Kevin walks over, puts a box down on the table and then returns to his seat opposite him. Jesse looks down at the box and then at Kevin, raising an eyebrow questionably.
“Check these out, I got them from a machine in the toilets.”
“Do you really think I’m that easy?” Jesse takes a sip of his beer, “or drunk?”
Kevin just smirks at him and chooses not to answer, “Just read the label, dumbass.”
Jesse picks up the box and inspects it, “Not to be used for penetrative or oral sex.”
“What a pointless invention. What could you possibly use them for if not for sex?”
Jesse finishes gulps down the rest of his beer and smirks.
---
The sound of heavy breathing fills the dark room. Jesse thrusts his hips towards Kevin whilst breathing through his hands.
“Kev,” deep breath, “I am your father.”
“Ew Jess, that’s just fucking wrong,” Kevin lets out a breathy giggle and rolls his hips in Jesse’s direction.
The door opens and Andy enters hitting the light switch and shedding light on almost two naked men, wearing only glow in the dark condoms and trying to swipe at each other with their cocks. They both stop moving and stare at him.
Andy’s not shocked, but he does look thoughtful for a second before turning the light back off and sitting down on the couch, “Carry on. My DVD player’s broke.”
Jesse moves his hips towards Kevin once more, “Ah the force is strong with this one.”
Kevin growls and stabs at him with his saber.