Here's something funny...on the David Chapelle show he was making fun of R Kelly and did an R&B song called "Gonna piss on you"...the best line was "Nothing makes my world more complete than using your face as a toliet seat".

Does anyone want to hire me as like a personal slave or sexy french maid or a rent-a-friend...or anythings??? Finding a job is going on mission impossible...you might as well tell me to steal the hope diamond or find a cure for cancer, blindness, and SARS. it just can't be done by me ( Read more... )

things things things....lets see ( Read more... )

i havent been on here lately because i find livejournal to be more and more pointless as the days go on. but since its late and i cant sleep i might as well divulge to my audience of adoring fans what i have been up to ( Read more... )

wha wha what!? who is going to be supa fly at the next radiohead concert..yeah that shit that is too hot to touch is ...ME! man im so excited..feel these nipples ( Read more... )

i should be cutting the bushes out front...but im nursing my neck and parcially bruised hand and deciding to update my livejournal ( Read more... )

ugggggggh...weekend hazy. regret nothing.
pillz.
billz.
skillz.
drinkin'.
thinkin'.
blinkin'.
wonderin' why my heart feels so bad...i think im incapable of being loved or incapable of loving anyone, either way i feel like shite.

Yesterday i did the only really eventful thing in awhile and i went to the public museum (which is the grand master shite) with my friend Ben.

i took pictures so that i wouldnt have to explain everything.

this is hard to see but it is ben getting butt-grabbed by this little old man statue at the old world village.

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So i was at the point of insanity this weekend ( Read more... )

Today's temperature feels like its one of those days when you know the weather is SLOWLY crawling to summer ( Read more... )