Comments | deathbymints: I hope the kids next door wet their beds so much they drown in their sleep.

deathbymints

I hope the kids next door wet their beds so much they drown in their sleep.

Mar 25, 2004 00:20

When I was a teacher I thought the idea of AEA was great, I needed time to catch up on grading, the students needed time to unwind (although they usually came back crazier than before), and the school needed time to get cleaned up and repaired, usually the vending machines that were constantly getting raped. Anyway, whenever I heard the proposal to ( Read more... )

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_sugarlube March 25 2004, 00:02:50 UTC

ONE TIME WHEN I WAS 12 I SET A FIELD ON FIRE. Then I put it out. HOORAY!

deathbymints March 25 2004, 21:56:43 UTC

When I was a kid I didn't really play with fire all that often, usually only in conjunction with some sort of "alchemey" experiment. Needless to say I never managed to turn gravel into gold, but I did learn a lot about gun powder and it's interaction with my brother's toys.

_sugarlube March 26 2004, 08:01:29 UTC

ahahaahha burning/exploding toys is great, especially crappy mcdonald's toys

no8do March 25 2004, 03:35:59 UTC

Someone needs to beat those kids to a bloody pulp. My first year teaching I had a kid set the bathroom on fire during my class. That was pleasant. The fire alarms did not even go off, but everything was burned/melted except for the toilets. Luckily, they caught it before the fire spread very far through the ceiling. The kid wound up in a juvenile correction center. That kind of stuff just pisses me off.

Sad to say but probably true deathbymints March 25 2004, 21:58:47 UTC

Well, given these kids and their 20 or so siblings/cousins and how they act now, I am sure beatings/jail await them at some point in their lives.

luckyharms March 27 2004, 08:51:46 UTC

We didn't start the fire, billy joel mcawesome, awesome awesome billy billy. sorry.