I'm gonna take you to a gay bar
Lilly and I went dancing at a gay bar last night
Me: Aw, look, there is (gay) porn on the tv, but it is just softcore
Random creepy dude: Nothing is soft for me
I have been doing a lot of drinking lately. Honestly, it has been pretty fun, but I am thinking maybe my liver needs a little break. So Saturday Dan and his housemates threw a baller BBQ. Good job Dan, good times were had by all. I ate like 4 or 5 hotdogs, a hamburger, lots of chips, and plenty of alcohol. Lilly even came up from Davis to visit and hang.
So we leave the BBQ to find that Lilly's car has been stolen. WTF. Ya rly. She is being really cool about it, but I feel hell of bad. Sigh
So we just hung out in the evening waiting for a cop to come by and take the report. Finally he did, and actually said they have about an 80% chance of recovering the car. Usually people just steal them and joy ride around East Oakland. The cop commented that he had had this happen to him several times. We are keeping our fingers crossed, but no word yet.
Anyway, we headed over the the Whitehorse, the area gay bar (I best pick me up an application) for some drinks. There was a DJ/cover, so we figured we would stick around for a while to get our monies worth. Finally I agreed to dance, as long as lilly never left me, too many creepy old gay men. It was actually pretty fun, and this somewhat attractive girl kept eying me and Lilly. While it is STILL ambiguous which one of us she was going for (she was very drunk) I ended up pushing Lilly into her and running away. So you know when you are out dancing and you smell something...someone just smells awful. Well, this time it was that girl. Hahahahahaha. On top of that, her and her friend kept yelling every time I gay man busted some movies. It was very annoying. Finally I saved Lilly and we left for some drinks at the grad. We ended up chatting it up with the people around us, and had a good time watching not very attractive guys try to get with not very attractive girls. Good times.
For some reason, when I drink heavily, I wake up early. Today I was up around 9. Sigh. I am going to drive Lilly back to davis soon and hopefully grab dinner with my folks. I havent called them yet though because my dad always sleeps really late on Sundays and my mom is at church. If I am there for some time, I will give ya a call ben/Jay.
Me: Aw, look, there is (gay) porn on the tv, but it is just softcore
Random creepy dude: Nothing is soft for me
I have been doing a lot of drinking lately. Honestly, it has been pretty fun, but I am thinking maybe my liver needs a little break. So Saturday Dan and his housemates threw a baller BBQ. Good job Dan, good times were had by all. I ate like 4 or 5 hotdogs, a hamburger, lots of chips, and plenty of alcohol. Lilly even came up from Davis to visit and hang.
So we leave the BBQ to find that Lilly's car has been stolen. WTF. Ya rly. She is being really cool about it, but I feel hell of bad. Sigh
So we just hung out in the evening waiting for a cop to come by and take the report. Finally he did, and actually said they have about an 80% chance of recovering the car. Usually people just steal them and joy ride around East Oakland. The cop commented that he had had this happen to him several times. We are keeping our fingers crossed, but no word yet.
Anyway, we headed over the the Whitehorse, the area gay bar (I best pick me up an application) for some drinks. There was a DJ/cover, so we figured we would stick around for a while to get our monies worth. Finally I agreed to dance, as long as lilly never left me, too many creepy old gay men. It was actually pretty fun, and this somewhat attractive girl kept eying me and Lilly. While it is STILL ambiguous which one of us she was going for (she was very drunk) I ended up pushing Lilly into her and running away. So you know when you are out dancing and you smell something...someone just smells awful. Well, this time it was that girl. Hahahahahaha. On top of that, her and her friend kept yelling every time I gay man busted some movies. It was very annoying. Finally I saved Lilly and we left for some drinks at the grad. We ended up chatting it up with the people around us, and had a good time watching not very attractive guys try to get with not very attractive girls. Good times.
For some reason, when I drink heavily, I wake up early. Today I was up around 9. Sigh. I am going to drive Lilly back to davis soon and hopefully grab dinner with my folks. I havent called them yet though because my dad always sleeps really late on Sundays and my mom is at church. If I am there for some time, I will give ya a call ben/Jay.