i almost jizzed my pants - you do know jizz means semen, not piss, right?
and also, everyone gets a big explanation of how they celebrated your bday like your friends and your family... but in the one about mine you just say what i got you. ignoring to tell them i also made you a cake and you had no idea i was doing n e of this.
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i almost jizzed my pants - you do know jizz means semen, not piss, right?
and also, everyone gets a big explanation of how they celebrated your bday like your friends and your family... but in the one about mine you just say what i got you. ignoring to tell them i also made you a cake and you had no idea i was doing n e of this.
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