i am a big man yes i am and i gut a big gun

[deathbysundown]

i take great comfort in the fact that
one day
y o u w i l l b e d e a d

(who wants to get their hitman or hitwoman career underway? i don't have much cash but i have mad skills...nudgenudgewinkwink. call me.)

hung out at mikes tonight. funfun. watched a little van wilder. saw a jacuzzi with my name written all over it! oh yeah

Comments

NO FAIR!!

[sumlikeithott]

i want to jacuzzi it up!!!

Re: NO FAIR!!

[deathbysundown]

let's install one in your apartment. we'll be the center of wintersession....again....

i'm all excited to do it up

[thexcaptain]

I'd love to kill for you. And for me.

[deathbysundown]

marge i'd do anything for you
i'd even kill for you.
please ask me to kill for you....

[deathbysundown]

be my guest. i have a shitlist with her name written all over it.

[thexcaptain]

Would you return the favor, dear?

[mikeyberkey]

who? where? and when?

and with what?

[deathbysundown]

i challenge you to a game of clue

[mikeyberkey]

only if i can be professor plum.

[deathbysundown]

haha
fruit.