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Y O U
{x} what's your full name? Jordan fucking Cooper.
{x} what are your nicknames? Baby Killer, Jord.
{x} how old are you? Nineteen.
{x} how tall are you? Five-eleven-ish.
{x} what color are your eyes? Purple-ish pink.
{x} where were you born? The Bronx.
{x} where do you live now? I'm still Jenny from the block.
{x} piercings? The right side of my lip.
{x} tattoos? Four. You'll have to see me with my shirt off to see them. Wow, no one wants to see that.
{x} do you get along with your parents? I do now. I didn't when I was young and poppin' caps in peoples ass for drug money.
{x} can you do anything freakish with your body? I'm a contortionist, you caught me. No, I can't.
{x} when is your bedtime? About six am. Ish.
{x} what size shoe are you? Ten and a half or eleven.
{x} have you ever been arrested? Haha, yeah. For vandalism when I was younger.
{x} who's your role model? Daniel Adam Irwin.
{x} what is the best thing you have done? Everything I do kicks ass. I'm awesome. And arrogant.
{x} what type of shampoo/conditioner do you use? I dunno. Whatever's 93 cents at Wal-Mart.
{x} do you have any pets? Two dogs back home and I aspire to get a wallaby.
{x} nationalities? Half German, half Irish. All awesome.
{x} what is your astrological sign? Leo. Fuck that shit.
Y O U R P R E F E R E N C E S
(x) serious or be funny? Depends on the mood, dog.
{x} coke or pepsi? Pepsi is the shit.
{x} whole or skim milk? Skim milk.
{x} single or taken? What-ev.
{x} simple or complicated? Sometimes complicated. I actually have something to think about, then.
{x} law or anarchy? ANARCHY, fucker! Just kidding. There has to be some law, maybe just not what's been initiated thus far.
{x} flowers or angels? Spades.
{x} grey or gray? Gray.
{x} read or write? Both. Excessively.
{x} color or black-and-white photos? Black and white, sunshine.
{x} sunrise or sunset? Sunset. That means my beloved night is coming.
{x} m&m's or skittles? Depends on my mood.
{x} rap or rock? Rock 'n' roll.
{x} stay up late or wake up late? Stay up late AND wake up late.
{x} tv or radio? Telebizion.
{x} is it pop or soda? Soda.
{x} eat an apple or an orange? Ooh, rough. Banana.
{x} what came first the chicken or the egg? I don't care, I'll eat both.
{x} dead or alive? Undead.
{x} tall members of the opposite sex or short? Whatever.
{x} emerald or ruby? Bombay Sapphire.
{x} left or right? Ralph.
{x} ten acquaintances or one best friend? Uno.
{x} high or drunk? Drunk. Definitely.
{x} what is your biggest fear in the world? Aliens. Fuck you, don't criticize.
{x} kids or no kids? Eventually?
{x} cat or dog? Wallaby.
{x} mustard or ketchup? Barbecue.
{x} hard cover books or soft cover books? Soft.
{x} newspaper or magazine? Newspaper.
{x} sandals or sneakers? Big fuckin' boots.
{x} wonder or amazement? Neither?
{x} red car or white car? Burnt orange.
{x} happy and poor or sad and rich? Confused and drunk.
{x} singing or dancing? Singing.
{x} hugging or kissing? Makin' kisses.
{x} purple or green? Pink.
{x} mcdonalds or burger king? Chipotle.
{x} winter/summer/fall/spring? Spring.
{x} gloves or mittens? Gloves.
{x} chicken or fish? Chicken.
Y O U R F A V O R I T E
{x} number? Seven and four.
{x} holiday: Halloween.
{x} radio station? Not applicable.
{x} place? London. Filthy McNasty's.
{x} flower? The kind that eat bugs.
{x} scent? Unlit Turkish Gold cigarette. The scent of someone close's neck after waking up next to them.
{x} if you could be anywhere, where would you be? London.
{x} what would you be doing there? Probably drinking and eating.
C U R R E N T S
{x} current clothes: Uh, blue jeans and a black t-shirt with a pocket on it.
{x} current mood: Listless but relieved.
{x} current taste: Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies.
{x} current annoyance: MTV.
{x} current smell: Cigarettes and apathy.
{x} current thing you ought to be doing: Women's Studies.
{x} current worry: Everything.
{x} current sound: The new Descendents EP. 'Merican.
{x} current fav food: Chipotle.
{x} current fav shoes: The low-cut, black leather casual shoes I've had for, like, five years.
{x} current fav TV show: Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
{x} current fav movie: Igby Goes Down, maybe?
L A S T P E R S O N
{x} you touched? I dunno. Prolly touched Dan to make him uncomfortable or something.
{x} you talked to? Dan.
{x} you hugged? Sheri.
{x} you instant messaged? Steaky.
{x} you kissed? Hm.
{x} you yelled at? I dunno.
{x} you laughed with? Haha, Dan.
H A V E Y O U / A R E Y O U / D O Y O U
{x} considered a life of crime? John Dillinger, bitches.
{x} considered being a hooker? Yes. I NEED money.
{x} split personalities? I don't think so. Neither do I.
{x} schizophrenic? Nope.
{x} obsessive? Depending.
{x} obsessive compulsive? Sometimes.
{x} panic? Yes, frequently.
{x} anxiety? Sometimes.
{x} depressed? Hm.
{x} dream of mutilated bodies? The process of becoming.
{x} understanding? Sometimes.
{x} open-minded? Of course.
(x) insecure? Depending.
{x} interesting? Haha, not so much.
{x} friendly? Hm, maybe.
{x} smart? On occasion.
{x} moody? Depends.
{x} independent? Sometimes more than others.
{x} hard working? Haha.
{x} organized? Hell no.
{x} healthy? Oh, most definitely.
{x} difficult? Sometimes.
{x} attractive? I am sex.
{x} bored easily? Depends, really.
{x} responsible? On occasion.
{x} talkative? Not incredibly.
{x} different? Weird.
{x} lonely? Once in a while.
{x} color your hair? Not recently, really.
{x} have a boyfriend or girlfriend? Nope.
{x} ever get off the computer? Once in a while, not too frequently these days.
H A V E Y O U E V E R
{x} fallen for your best friend? No. Not to my knowledge.
{x} made out with JUST a friend? Yeah.
{x} been rejected? Yup.
{x} been in love? Love is dead. But yes.
{x} used someone? No.
{x} done something you regret? Regrets remind me anyway.
Oh yeah, new journal layout.