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This is going to be me finding as many surveys as I can and filling them out in an effort to kill time until I dig up the cash to get gas and drive to get Chipotle.
Survey Numero Uno
1. How old are you?: Nineteen.
2. What would you do with 20 dollars right now?: Chipotle and cigarettes.
3. What would you do with 20,000 dollars right now?: College, pay off my car, a little leisure money.
4. Whats your fav. drink?: Rolling Rock or Gin and Tonics.
5. What did you do last summer?: Graduated, went on a boat trip, went to Europe.
6. Wheres the weirdest place you've ever slept?: Don't ask.
7. Do you have freckles?: Sort of.
8. Whats on your grocery list?: Nothing because I'm not at school.
9. How much money do you have?: Seven bucks, tops.
10. How do you get your money?: In small, unmarked bills.
11. How do you travel?: Give me some cash and I'll demonstrate.
12. Who is someone you dont like but you think is good looking?: Loads of people, not including Violent J of ICP. ICP is fucking whack.
13. Where was the last place you went out to eat at?: Denny's in the wee hours of the night.
14. Do you have a job?: Yeah.
15.What are you good at?: Being an asshole, purposely or otherwise.
16.What makes you laugh?: Religion, grits, alcohol, DDing people.
17.A lyric of the song your listening to?: "My better half was praying for you to fall."
18.How many pairs of shoes do you own?: **shrug**
19.What would you do with your last 5 minutes to live?: Probably have a smoke.
20.What are you interested in?: Zombies, pirates, and homicidal tendencies, with a hint of literature, gin, and cynicism.
21.Tea or Coffee?: Black coffee.
22. Where are you from?: Ohio.
23. Name a couple things that are around you: Dog. Phone. Laptop cable. Digital camera.
24.Swedan or Norway?: It's Sweden, asshole.
25. Last thing you bought?: Pall Mall Lights.
26. Do you play video games?: Of course.
27. Whats your middle name?: fucking.
28. Are you left handed or right?: Ralphie.
29. Is pornography gross or entertaining?: How drunk am I?
30. Color or Colur?: Colur isn't even a word, cunt.
31. Whose your fav. comedian?: That's actually a tough one. Probably Dan.
32. Do you have any bruises right now?: No, but I have a mysterious cut on the side of my right knee.
33. What from?: Probably being drunk.
34. What was the last thing you said?: "Probably being drunk." Ass.
35. How many AIM/MSN/Yahoo buddys do you have?: One twenty-six.
36. What are your buddy groups?: "My Names," "People I talk to," "People I sometimes talk to," "People I don't talk to," and "BOTS."
37. Whats the weather like outside right now?: Cold and sunny.
38. What does your bestfriend(s) look like?: "Looks like a Goddamn firecracker."
39. Describe someone you hate: Way too many people to decide.
40. Are you afaird of needles?: Yeah.
41. Are you afaird of rollercosters?: Hardly.
42. Can you swim?: Like a fucking walrus. I am the walrus.
43. Can you boom box?: Excuse me?
44. What do you do when your bored?: Shit like this.
45. Post a picture of your self?: Go to Hell.
46. Do you lick stamps?: When I'm sending letters.
47. Do you tan or burn?: Melt.
48. Is your room clean?: Cleaner than it's been in a long time.
49. Markers or crayons?: Colored pencils, the watercolor kind.
50. Now what are you going to do?: Eat Ki-pot.
Survey Numero Dos
What's your favorite snapple flavor?: Go Bananas! The exclamation mark is part of the title.
What's your favorite pair of shoes?: Boots or casual shoes. Various pairs.
What's on your mousepad?: I have a touchpad, sugah.
Have you ever broken any bones? If so, which and how?: One time I broke my pelvic bone in half. Just kidding.
Do you like fruit? What's your favorite/least favorite?: Nanas = good.
What's your favorite website?: Not applicable.
What color is your room painted?: White and wood stuff at school. Navy at home.
Do you prefer egg salad or chicken salad?: I don't like eggs.
Is your room clean?: Arguably.
When you were about 4, what was your favorite toy or thing to do?: My forty-five caliber revolver.
What kind of mouse do you have? (optical, cordless, regular, or otherwise): TOUCHPAD, BITCH.
Would you rather be too hot or too cold? (I'm talking temperature, people): Cold.
What do you sleep in? (nightgown, birthday suit, pjs, underwear, etc.): A bed. And boxers.
What is the color theme of your bathroom?: At school, it's mostly vomit, but our dorm's known for being a bit troublesome.
What design or picture is on your comforter/blanket on your bed?: It's black with a tan underbelly thing.
Describe the design and location of your dream house.: A flat in London.
If you use one for any reason, what color is your backpack?: My messenger bag is charcoal. My alcohol backpack is blue.
What would you do with an infinite amount of money?: Become Pope.
Do you have any phobias? If so, of what?: Aliens, particularly the ones that are Signs-esque. Fuck those lanky guys. I'm not fond of needles.
What is your least favorite activity?/What do you hate doing?: Everything.
What are the last four digits of your phone number?: Home is 1535, school is 7768, cell is 9979.
What's the most interesting (first) name (of a person) you've ever heard?: John.
What did you do today?: Woke up.
What brand of jeans do you wear?: Levi, preferrably, but Old Navy's cheap.
Where is your most noticable scar?: The one where a metal thing is jabbed through my lip. If I have my shirt off, probably the big one on my back.
How many CDs do you own?: Three hundred million because I few got broken/microwaved.
Are your genetic parents alive and married to each other?: Yeah. Problem?
What's your favorite shirt?: I dunno, but I bet it's black. I did get a pink GAP polo shirt the other day. It fucking rips.
What do you wish you had/What do you wish would happen right now?: Burrito.
Survey Numero Tres
The time you started this: If I look at the time, I'll be depressed that I'm up this early.
Basics
Name: Jordan fucking Cooper.
age: Nineteen.
birthdate: July 24, 1984.
birthplace: Ashland, Oh. Someplace Special, you know.
hair color: Brown.
shoe size: 10-11.
eye color: Death Card Blue.
piercings?: Lip.
If so where,sorry if u dont have any..dont get mad;): Shu'up.
tatoos:where?if u have any: Four, and if you really want to know what they are and don't already know, message me on AIM or something.
If you dont have one or already do and want another..what do you want::
Music-radio-blah
Favorite cd you own:: Empty Bottles, Broken Hearts by the Murder City Devils.
worst cd: spice girls?? Ha, probably some old NoFX one.
best song ever: "Lemuria Rising" by the Devils, "Paint it Black" by the Rolling Stones, or "Your Arsonist" by Give Up the Ghost.
worst song ever: Too fucking many.
Favorite radio station: I don't do the radio, I'm high on technology.
favorite band: Devils.
singer?: Frank Sinatra.
i name the band-you say a lyric or part of any of there songs-if you know 1
xtina aguilera or w/e: "I'm a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way." I kick ass.
Blink 182: "I guess it just depends -- UNDERGARMENTS."
box car racer: No clue.
marilyn manson: Never got into the dude.
dashboard confessional: *insert muffled giggle* "So tired, another wasted night, again I go unnoticed."
MxPx: "We ain't got no place to go, so let's go to the punk rock show."
Sugarcult: Dunno.
MCS: Huh?
britney spears: "I fucking suck, look at my boobs." That's in all the songs, right?
Backstreet boys: No clue.
50 cent: "I love you like a fat kid love cake."
gob: Never got into them, either.
The Used: Never heard them.
limp bizkit: "Break your fuckin' face tonight."
michelle branch: I dunno.
Anti Flag: "Fuck police, fuck police, fuck police BRUTALITY!"
The beatles: "I am the walrus, koo-koo-ka-choo."
Avril Lavigne: "He was a skater boy, she said see ya later, boy."
Simple Plan: Not a clue.
Good charlotte: No clue, but I bet it's punk as fuck.
Your favorite: "I wish you could have been a fly on the way when I was 12-years-old. Cried over homework, I would have slit my wrists if it wasn't for rock 'n' roll." Or, "This is two hands ripping through your chest to scrape the love from your heart."
Favorites:
Food: Chipotle or something Italian.
drink: **shrug**
website: http://www.popeiswatching.com/
word: Asscock. Fuckdouche. Any of my hybrid swear words.
color: Pink, brown, black.
tv show: Good Eats with Alton Brown.
cartoon: Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
tv station: Food Channel.
movie: Loads.
song: Lots.
band: The Murder City Devils.
store: GAP, video game stores despite their ridiculous prices, pet stores.
mall: I'm apathetic toward.
brand of clothes: GAP, Levi, I dunno.
shoe brand: Anything large, black, and painful.
perfume: Not applicable?
makeup: I don't know anything about make-up. I wear Chapstick, does that count?
lipgloss: FUCK.
shoes: Fuck you, buddy.
socks: My Active Mailorder ones.
jeans: The pair of Old Navy ones that I wear perpetually.
shirt: I dunno.
cd: "Empty Bottles, Broken Hearts" by the Murder City Devils.
radio station: I don't do that shit, damnit.
friend: I have no friends. I'm aaaaall alone.
Friends
which one have you known the longest:
met recently:
Which of your friends is the
craziest:
flirtyish:
boyish:
dumbest:
smartest:
blondish:
funniest:
stupidest:
funnest to be w/:
boringest:
Most ghetto:
prettiest:
"hottest:
weirdest:
Which one..
Pepsi coke-hey everyone else has it: Pepsi.
dvd-t.v: D.B.D.
cd radio: Compact Disc.
long sleeve short sleeve: Short.
cold warm: Cold. You know, like December in the middle of July.
summer winter: Summer.
pool lake: Pool.
pool jacuzzi: Pool.
grass sand: Grassoline.
hawaii alaska: Hawaii.
lipgloss lipstick: I'm more of a lipstick guy.
cell phone-wall phone thing: Cello phone.
purse wallet: Wallet. Although I do have this little, pink number. Why are all these surveys so girly?
boy girl: I'm a fan of girls.
white black: Chacoal.
pink or orange: Pink.
coins-bills.: Bills.
closet dresser: Closet.
In the past 24 hours have you..
had a slurpee!: Negative.
drank coffee: Yes.
drank?: Yes.
smoked: Yes.
listened to music: Currently.
watched t.v: Yes.
talked on the phone: Uhh... Yes.
went to school: Spring Break.
took a picture: Yes.
bought anything: Yes.
hated someone: Always.
loved someone: No.
missed someone: Yeah.
went swimming: No. It's cold out, you don't do that when it's cold.
played in the snow: If by play, you mean slide around in your low-weight Jetta.
wanted to die: I'm already there, sugah.
drove anywhere: Yeah.
sprayed perfume..lol: No.
rented a movie: Negative.
bought a cd: Huh-uh.
took a shower: Yes.
im not sure if i did this yet but who is the last person you...
kisssed: Hm.
hugged: Teddy Davey.
loved: Myself. I'm a selfish fucker.
missed: Shut up.
slept w/: "I'm sick of sleepin' by myself."
talked to: My dad.
hated: Any asshole who names a song on Kazaa something that it's not.
sent a IM to: I dunno, I sent a bunch of drunken ones last night.
called: Dunno.
called you: Dad.
came to your house: I dunno.
last persons house you went to: Pat and the kids'.
have you ever
went tubing: Yeah.
talked on the phone for more than 5 hours: I don't think so.
took an hour long shower: Yeah.
took a 2 hour long shower: Nope, that's beyond me.
took a shower til there was no cold water left: Nope.
took a bath for more than an hour: I don't really do baths.
slept for more than 12 hours: Ha, yeah.
stayed up for more than 24 hours: Yeah.
listened to the same cd for more than 2 hours: Yeah.
watched t.v. for more than 4 hours: Probably.
stayed online for more than 5 hours straight: Yeah, probably.
went skinny dipping: Yeah.
drove for more than 15 hours: Nope.
felt crazy: I am crazy.
felt hated: Always.
~::names::~
charlotte or marisol?: Neither.
joe or bob?: Robert.
adam or tom?: I don't a fuck.
mary or jane?: Both?
jacqueline or savannah?: Sugah.
~::sports::~
baseball or football?: Baseball.
football or basketball?: Football.
basketball or soccer?: Soccer.
basketball or baseball?: Baseball.
football or soccer?: Soccer.
soccer or baseball?: Baseball.
snowboarding or skateboarding?: Skateboarding.
running or jogging?: Ffff. Fuck that, neither.
~::food n drinks::~
brocolli or cauliflower?: Broccoli.
cantaloupe or grapefruit?: Cantaloupe. Is that even how you spell it?
oranges or apples?: Oranges.
orange juice or apple juice?: Am I drinking it straight or liquoring it up?
cookies or brocolli?: What kind of cookies? Does the broccoli have cheese?
hot dogs or hamburgers?: I dunno.
root beer or pepsi?: Pepsi.
cream soda or rootbeer?: Hm, hard one.
ginger ale or sparking water?: Ginger ale.
cake or pie?: Pie.
girl scout cookies or oreos?: Which Girl Scout Cookies? Samoas? Damn straight.
~::school::~
math or science?: Mathematics.
spanish, german, or french?: Latin.
lunch or recess?: Panorama.
ela or social studies?: Blank.
ela or math?: Blank.
algebra or art?: Art.
gym or music?: Art.
fork or spoon or spork? (dont ask me how this relates to food.): I'll ask what I want, bitch.
pen or pencil?: Situational.
lots of schoolwork or lots of homework?: Uh, neither.
no homework or no schoolwork?: No everything.
young teacher or old teach?: I've had both that are adequate.
~::music::~
rock or pop?: Rock.
rap or metal?: Metal.
rap or pop?: Rap.
metal or rock?: Rock.
rock or pop?: Rock.
pop or punk?: ANARCHY PUNK!
emo or ska?: Ska.
jazz or blues?: Jazz.
linkin park or limp bizkit?: Fucking neither.
good charlotte or story of the year?: None.
ska or r&b?: Ska.
green day or jimmy eat world?: Green Day.
blink182 or eminem? (you better choose blink lol): Fucking neither. You don't tell me what to do.
~::personalities::~
talkative or shy?: Both.
boring or fun?: Both.
sad or depressive?: What?
happy or perky?: WHAT?
hyper or calm?: Both.
loud or quiet?: Turn the volume up loud (you love it).
moody or always boring?: Spender Moody.
loves sports or hates sports?: Apathetic toward sports?
quiet in class or included in discussions?: I'm better than everyone regardless.
Describe . . .
your homeroom:: I'm in college, bitch.
your school's library:: It has books in it.
your school's gym:: We don't have a gym, do we? I guess Ping counts. I dunno. I'm lazy, so the only time I went there was when Scripps gave me cookies.
your school's auditorium:: Blackburn. The pirate. Or the auditorium.
your school's cafeteria:: Hm. I usually eat at Jeff. I dunno.
your school's computers:: I dunno, Dan and I gave it to Meggie because we have our own.
the hallways at school:: I fucking hate this high school bull shit.
your school's reputation:: Party school?
your school's staff:: Some are good.
your school's office:: Huh?
your fellow students:: Drunks.
Random
What is your school's name?: Ohio fucking University.
Is there any historical significance to your school's name?: Yeah, it's in Ohio, asshole.
Do you know of any notable alumni from your school? If so, explain.: Bunches of people, but I don't really care.
Do you have to listen to/sing your national anthem every morning?: Ha, no.
What is your favourite class?: Rhetoric.
What makes your favourite class so likeable?: I am the god of.
What is your least favourite class?: Medieval Legacy. Fuck that shit.
What makes your least favourite class so crappy?: Professor? His bland approach to the subject matter that could otherwise be interesting? Him expecting me to memorize a bunch of idiotic rambling and meticulous semantics? Fuck that.
Which of your teachers is your favourite?: Paul Shovlin was a damn good guy.
What makes your favourite teacher your favourite?: I bet it's magic. *wink, wink*
Does your school give you the opportunity to go on interesting field trips?: Does this, uh, include studying abroad?
Explain your answer to the previous question.: I hate you.
Do you have to wear a uniform to school?: It's fucking college, damnit.
If you do have to wear a uniform, describe it.:
What are your school colours?: Hunter and ivory or something like that. Basically, it's glorified green and white.
What is your school team?: Bobcats, bitches.
Does your school have spirit weeks? Explain.: They probably tried, but our hockey team is the only good sports team and no one really makes an effort to increase spirit for academics.
How does going to school generally make you feel?: Relieved?
Do you think you will miss your school after you have graduated?: Unless I'm in big city living the good life. Or in the grave, I wouldn't miss school, then.
What is the most mortifying thing that has ever happened to you at school?: Everything.
Do you ever skip school?: Haha.
When was the last time you cut class?: Uh, two weeks ago? The week before finals, whenever that was.
What is the class you tend to skip most often?: History and Communications Technology.
Have you ever forged a note so you could be excused from class?: Haha, in high school I didn't need to. I had a press pass. It was good.
Which school is your school's rival?: Oxford of Miami? BGSU? I dunno. I don't care.
Do you have to pay money to go to your school?: Uh, yeah. Some odd grand a year, you know.
Smoke intermission.
How often do you attend school dances?: At OU? Ha, none.
What sort of dances does your school have?: Beats me. There are probably sorority formals and I think Homecoming and all that jazz.
Have you ever received a scholarship or some kind award from school?: I'm awesome.
Have you ever failed a grade?: About sixteen of them.
Have you ever been skipped ahead a grade?: I wish.
Of everyone at your school, who . . .
is the meanest?:
is the smartest?:
is the coolest?:
is the best-looking?:
is the kindest?:
is the sluttiest?:
bores you the most?:
has the worst reputation?:
has the most enviable outfits?:
can always make you laugh?:
is the weirdest?:
sucks up to the teachers the most?:
annoys you the most?:
makes you wonder?:
inspires you?:
makes you want to punch them right in the mouth?:
can you always count on to help you catch up on homework?:
do you wish you knew better?:
do you wish you had never met?:
reminds you the most of yourself?:
Yeah, that's a, uh, lot of survey-age.
Survey Numero Uno
1. How old are you?: Nineteen.
2. What would you do with 20 dollars right now?: Chipotle and cigarettes.
3. What would you do with 20,000 dollars right now?: College, pay off my car, a little leisure money.
4. Whats your fav. drink?: Rolling Rock or Gin and Tonics.
5. What did you do last summer?: Graduated, went on a boat trip, went to Europe.
6. Wheres the weirdest place you've ever slept?: Don't ask.
7. Do you have freckles?: Sort of.
8. Whats on your grocery list?: Nothing because I'm not at school.
9. How much money do you have?: Seven bucks, tops.
10. How do you get your money?: In small, unmarked bills.
11. How do you travel?: Give me some cash and I'll demonstrate.
12. Who is someone you dont like but you think is good looking?: Loads of people, not including Violent J of ICP. ICP is fucking whack.
13. Where was the last place you went out to eat at?: Denny's in the wee hours of the night.
14. Do you have a job?: Yeah.
15.What are you good at?: Being an asshole, purposely or otherwise.
16.What makes you laugh?: Religion, grits, alcohol, DDing people.
17.A lyric of the song your listening to?: "My better half was praying for you to fall."
18.How many pairs of shoes do you own?: **shrug**
19.What would you do with your last 5 minutes to live?: Probably have a smoke.
20.What are you interested in?: Zombies, pirates, and homicidal tendencies, with a hint of literature, gin, and cynicism.
21.Tea or Coffee?: Black coffee.
22. Where are you from?: Ohio.
23. Name a couple things that are around you: Dog. Phone. Laptop cable. Digital camera.
24.Swedan or Norway?: It's Sweden, asshole.
25. Last thing you bought?: Pall Mall Lights.
26. Do you play video games?: Of course.
27. Whats your middle name?: fucking.
28. Are you left handed or right?: Ralphie.
29. Is pornography gross or entertaining?: How drunk am I?
30. Color or Colur?: Colur isn't even a word, cunt.
31. Whose your fav. comedian?: That's actually a tough one. Probably Dan.
32. Do you have any bruises right now?: No, but I have a mysterious cut on the side of my right knee.
33. What from?: Probably being drunk.
34. What was the last thing you said?: "Probably being drunk." Ass.
35. How many AIM/MSN/Yahoo buddys do you have?: One twenty-six.
36. What are your buddy groups?: "My Names," "People I talk to," "People I sometimes talk to," "People I don't talk to," and "BOTS."
37. Whats the weather like outside right now?: Cold and sunny.
38. What does your bestfriend(s) look like?: "Looks like a Goddamn firecracker."
39. Describe someone you hate: Way too many people to decide.
40. Are you afaird of needles?: Yeah.
41. Are you afaird of rollercosters?: Hardly.
42. Can you swim?: Like a fucking walrus. I am the walrus.
43. Can you boom box?: Excuse me?
44. What do you do when your bored?: Shit like this.
45. Post a picture of your self?: Go to Hell.
46. Do you lick stamps?: When I'm sending letters.
47. Do you tan or burn?: Melt.
48. Is your room clean?: Cleaner than it's been in a long time.
49. Markers or crayons?: Colored pencils, the watercolor kind.
50. Now what are you going to do?: Eat Ki-pot.
Survey Numero Dos
What's your favorite snapple flavor?: Go Bananas! The exclamation mark is part of the title.
What's your favorite pair of shoes?: Boots or casual shoes. Various pairs.
What's on your mousepad?: I have a touchpad, sugah.
Have you ever broken any bones? If so, which and how?: One time I broke my pelvic bone in half. Just kidding.
Do you like fruit? What's your favorite/least favorite?: Nanas = good.
What's your favorite website?: Not applicable.
What color is your room painted?: White and wood stuff at school. Navy at home.
Do you prefer egg salad or chicken salad?: I don't like eggs.
Is your room clean?: Arguably.
When you were about 4, what was your favorite toy or thing to do?: My forty-five caliber revolver.
What kind of mouse do you have? (optical, cordless, regular, or otherwise): TOUCHPAD, BITCH.
Would you rather be too hot or too cold? (I'm talking temperature, people): Cold.
What do you sleep in? (nightgown, birthday suit, pjs, underwear, etc.): A bed. And boxers.
What is the color theme of your bathroom?: At school, it's mostly vomit, but our dorm's known for being a bit troublesome.
What design or picture is on your comforter/blanket on your bed?: It's black with a tan underbelly thing.
Describe the design and location of your dream house.: A flat in London.
If you use one for any reason, what color is your backpack?: My messenger bag is charcoal. My alcohol backpack is blue.
What would you do with an infinite amount of money?: Become Pope.
Do you have any phobias? If so, of what?: Aliens, particularly the ones that are Signs-esque. Fuck those lanky guys. I'm not fond of needles.
What is your least favorite activity?/What do you hate doing?: Everything.
What are the last four digits of your phone number?: Home is 1535, school is 7768, cell is 9979.
What's the most interesting (first) name (of a person) you've ever heard?: John.
What did you do today?: Woke up.
What brand of jeans do you wear?: Levi, preferrably, but Old Navy's cheap.
Where is your most noticable scar?: The one where a metal thing is jabbed through my lip. If I have my shirt off, probably the big one on my back.
How many CDs do you own?: Three hundred million because I few got broken/microwaved.
Are your genetic parents alive and married to each other?: Yeah. Problem?
What's your favorite shirt?: I dunno, but I bet it's black. I did get a pink GAP polo shirt the other day. It fucking rips.
What do you wish you had/What do you wish would happen right now?: Burrito.
Survey Numero Tres
The time you started this: If I look at the time, I'll be depressed that I'm up this early.
Basics
Name: Jordan fucking Cooper.
age: Nineteen.
birthdate: July 24, 1984.
birthplace: Ashland, Oh. Someplace Special, you know.
hair color: Brown.
shoe size: 10-11.
eye color: Death Card Blue.
piercings?: Lip.
If so where,sorry if u dont have any..dont get mad;): Shu'up.
tatoos:where?if u have any: Four, and if you really want to know what they are and don't already know, message me on AIM or something.
If you dont have one or already do and want another..what do you want::
Music-radio-blah
Favorite cd you own:: Empty Bottles, Broken Hearts by the Murder City Devils.
worst cd: spice girls?? Ha, probably some old NoFX one.
best song ever: "Lemuria Rising" by the Devils, "Paint it Black" by the Rolling Stones, or "Your Arsonist" by Give Up the Ghost.
worst song ever: Too fucking many.
Favorite radio station: I don't do the radio, I'm high on technology.
favorite band: Devils.
singer?: Frank Sinatra.
i name the band-you say a lyric or part of any of there songs-if you know 1
xtina aguilera or w/e: "I'm a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way." I kick ass.
Blink 182: "I guess it just depends -- UNDERGARMENTS."
box car racer: No clue.
marilyn manson: Never got into the dude.
dashboard confessional: *insert muffled giggle* "So tired, another wasted night, again I go unnoticed."
MxPx: "We ain't got no place to go, so let's go to the punk rock show."
Sugarcult: Dunno.
MCS: Huh?
britney spears: "I fucking suck, look at my boobs." That's in all the songs, right?
Backstreet boys: No clue.
50 cent: "I love you like a fat kid love cake."
gob: Never got into them, either.
The Used: Never heard them.
limp bizkit: "Break your fuckin' face tonight."
michelle branch: I dunno.
Anti Flag: "Fuck police, fuck police, fuck police BRUTALITY!"
The beatles: "I am the walrus, koo-koo-ka-choo."
Avril Lavigne: "He was a skater boy, she said see ya later, boy."
Simple Plan: Not a clue.
Good charlotte: No clue, but I bet it's punk as fuck.
Your favorite: "I wish you could have been a fly on the way when I was 12-years-old. Cried over homework, I would have slit my wrists if it wasn't for rock 'n' roll." Or, "This is two hands ripping through your chest to scrape the love from your heart."
Favorites:
Food: Chipotle or something Italian.
drink: **shrug**
website: http://www.popeiswatching.com/
word: Asscock. Fuckdouche. Any of my hybrid swear words.
color: Pink, brown, black.
tv show: Good Eats with Alton Brown.
cartoon: Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
tv station: Food Channel.
movie: Loads.
song: Lots.
band: The Murder City Devils.
store: GAP, video game stores despite their ridiculous prices, pet stores.
mall: I'm apathetic toward.
brand of clothes: GAP, Levi, I dunno.
shoe brand: Anything large, black, and painful.
perfume: Not applicable?
makeup: I don't know anything about make-up. I wear Chapstick, does that count?
lipgloss: FUCK.
shoes: Fuck you, buddy.
socks: My Active Mailorder ones.
jeans: The pair of Old Navy ones that I wear perpetually.
shirt: I dunno.
cd: "Empty Bottles, Broken Hearts" by the Murder City Devils.
radio station: I don't do that shit, damnit.
friend: I have no friends. I'm aaaaall alone.
Friends
which one have you known the longest:
met recently:
Which of your friends is the
craziest:
flirtyish:
boyish:
dumbest:
smartest:
blondish:
funniest:
stupidest:
funnest to be w/:
boringest:
Most ghetto:
prettiest:
"hottest:
weirdest:
Which one..
Pepsi coke-hey everyone else has it: Pepsi.
dvd-t.v: D.B.D.
cd radio: Compact Disc.
long sleeve short sleeve: Short.
cold warm: Cold. You know, like December in the middle of July.
summer winter: Summer.
pool lake: Pool.
pool jacuzzi: Pool.
grass sand: Grassoline.
hawaii alaska: Hawaii.
lipgloss lipstick: I'm more of a lipstick guy.
cell phone-wall phone thing: Cello phone.
purse wallet: Wallet. Although I do have this little, pink number. Why are all these surveys so girly?
boy girl: I'm a fan of girls.
white black: Chacoal.
pink or orange: Pink.
coins-bills.: Bills.
closet dresser: Closet.
In the past 24 hours have you..
had a slurpee!: Negative.
drank coffee: Yes.
drank?: Yes.
smoked: Yes.
listened to music: Currently.
watched t.v: Yes.
talked on the phone: Uhh... Yes.
went to school: Spring Break.
took a picture: Yes.
bought anything: Yes.
hated someone: Always.
loved someone: No.
missed someone: Yeah.
went swimming: No. It's cold out, you don't do that when it's cold.
played in the snow: If by play, you mean slide around in your low-weight Jetta.
wanted to die: I'm already there, sugah.
drove anywhere: Yeah.
sprayed perfume..lol: No.
rented a movie: Negative.
bought a cd: Huh-uh.
took a shower: Yes.
im not sure if i did this yet but who is the last person you...
kisssed: Hm.
hugged: Teddy Davey.
loved: Myself. I'm a selfish fucker.
missed: Shut up.
slept w/: "I'm sick of sleepin' by myself."
talked to: My dad.
hated: Any asshole who names a song on Kazaa something that it's not.
sent a IM to: I dunno, I sent a bunch of drunken ones last night.
called: Dunno.
called you: Dad.
came to your house: I dunno.
last persons house you went to: Pat and the kids'.
have you ever
went tubing: Yeah.
talked on the phone for more than 5 hours: I don't think so.
took an hour long shower: Yeah.
took a 2 hour long shower: Nope, that's beyond me.
took a shower til there was no cold water left: Nope.
took a bath for more than an hour: I don't really do baths.
slept for more than 12 hours: Ha, yeah.
stayed up for more than 24 hours: Yeah.
listened to the same cd for more than 2 hours: Yeah.
watched t.v. for more than 4 hours: Probably.
stayed online for more than 5 hours straight: Yeah, probably.
went skinny dipping: Yeah.
drove for more than 15 hours: Nope.
felt crazy: I am crazy.
felt hated: Always.
~::names::~
charlotte or marisol?: Neither.
joe or bob?: Robert.
adam or tom?: I don't a fuck.
mary or jane?: Both?
jacqueline or savannah?: Sugah.
~::sports::~
baseball or football?: Baseball.
football or basketball?: Football.
basketball or soccer?: Soccer.
basketball or baseball?: Baseball.
football or soccer?: Soccer.
soccer or baseball?: Baseball.
snowboarding or skateboarding?: Skateboarding.
running or jogging?: Ffff. Fuck that, neither.
~::food n drinks::~
brocolli or cauliflower?: Broccoli.
cantaloupe or grapefruit?: Cantaloupe. Is that even how you spell it?
oranges or apples?: Oranges.
orange juice or apple juice?: Am I drinking it straight or liquoring it up?
cookies or brocolli?: What kind of cookies? Does the broccoli have cheese?
hot dogs or hamburgers?: I dunno.
root beer or pepsi?: Pepsi.
cream soda or rootbeer?: Hm, hard one.
ginger ale or sparking water?: Ginger ale.
cake or pie?: Pie.
girl scout cookies or oreos?: Which Girl Scout Cookies? Samoas? Damn straight.
~::school::~
math or science?: Mathematics.
spanish, german, or french?: Latin.
lunch or recess?: Panorama.
ela or social studies?: Blank.
ela or math?: Blank.
algebra or art?: Art.
gym or music?: Art.
fork or spoon or spork? (dont ask me how this relates to food.): I'll ask what I want, bitch.
pen or pencil?: Situational.
lots of schoolwork or lots of homework?: Uh, neither.
no homework or no schoolwork?: No everything.
young teacher or old teach?: I've had both that are adequate.
~::music::~
rock or pop?: Rock.
rap or metal?: Metal.
rap or pop?: Rap.
metal or rock?: Rock.
rock or pop?: Rock.
pop or punk?: ANARCHY PUNK!
emo or ska?: Ska.
jazz or blues?: Jazz.
linkin park or limp bizkit?: Fucking neither.
good charlotte or story of the year?: None.
ska or r&b?: Ska.
green day or jimmy eat world?: Green Day.
blink182 or eminem? (you better choose blink lol): Fucking neither. You don't tell me what to do.
~::personalities::~
talkative or shy?: Both.
boring or fun?: Both.
sad or depressive?: What?
happy or perky?: WHAT?
hyper or calm?: Both.
loud or quiet?: Turn the volume up loud (you love it).
moody or always boring?: Spender Moody.
loves sports or hates sports?: Apathetic toward sports?
quiet in class or included in discussions?: I'm better than everyone regardless.
Describe . . .
your homeroom:: I'm in college, bitch.
your school's library:: It has books in it.
your school's gym:: We don't have a gym, do we? I guess Ping counts. I dunno. I'm lazy, so the only time I went there was when Scripps gave me cookies.
your school's auditorium:: Blackburn. The pirate. Or the auditorium.
your school's cafeteria:: Hm. I usually eat at Jeff. I dunno.
your school's computers:: I dunno, Dan and I gave it to Meggie because we have our own.
the hallways at school:: I fucking hate this high school bull shit.
your school's reputation:: Party school?
your school's staff:: Some are good.
your school's office:: Huh?
your fellow students:: Drunks.
Random
What is your school's name?: Ohio fucking University.
Is there any historical significance to your school's name?: Yeah, it's in Ohio, asshole.
Do you know of any notable alumni from your school? If so, explain.: Bunches of people, but I don't really care.
Do you have to listen to/sing your national anthem every morning?: Ha, no.
What is your favourite class?: Rhetoric.
What makes your favourite class so likeable?: I am the god of.
What is your least favourite class?: Medieval Legacy. Fuck that shit.
What makes your least favourite class so crappy?: Professor? His bland approach to the subject matter that could otherwise be interesting? Him expecting me to memorize a bunch of idiotic rambling and meticulous semantics? Fuck that.
Which of your teachers is your favourite?: Paul Shovlin was a damn good guy.
What makes your favourite teacher your favourite?: I bet it's magic. *wink, wink*
Does your school give you the opportunity to go on interesting field trips?: Does this, uh, include studying abroad?
Explain your answer to the previous question.: I hate you.
Do you have to wear a uniform to school?: It's fucking college, damnit.
If you do have to wear a uniform, describe it.:
What are your school colours?: Hunter and ivory or something like that. Basically, it's glorified green and white.
What is your school team?: Bobcats, bitches.
Does your school have spirit weeks? Explain.: They probably tried, but our hockey team is the only good sports team and no one really makes an effort to increase spirit for academics.
How does going to school generally make you feel?: Relieved?
Do you think you will miss your school after you have graduated?: Unless I'm in big city living the good life. Or in the grave, I wouldn't miss school, then.
What is the most mortifying thing that has ever happened to you at school?: Everything.
Do you ever skip school?: Haha.
When was the last time you cut class?: Uh, two weeks ago? The week before finals, whenever that was.
What is the class you tend to skip most often?: History and Communications Technology.
Have you ever forged a note so you could be excused from class?: Haha, in high school I didn't need to. I had a press pass. It was good.
Which school is your school's rival?: Oxford of Miami? BGSU? I dunno. I don't care.
Do you have to pay money to go to your school?: Uh, yeah. Some odd grand a year, you know.
Smoke intermission.
How often do you attend school dances?: At OU? Ha, none.
What sort of dances does your school have?: Beats me. There are probably sorority formals and I think Homecoming and all that jazz.
Have you ever received a scholarship or some kind award from school?: I'm awesome.
Have you ever failed a grade?: About sixteen of them.
Have you ever been skipped ahead a grade?: I wish.
Of everyone at your school, who . . .
is the meanest?:
is the smartest?:
is the coolest?:
is the best-looking?:
is the kindest?:
is the sluttiest?:
bores you the most?:
has the worst reputation?:
has the most enviable outfits?:
can always make you laugh?:
is the weirdest?:
sucks up to the teachers the most?:
annoys you the most?:
makes you wonder?:
inspires you?:
makes you want to punch them right in the mouth?:
can you always count on to help you catch up on homework?:
do you wish you knew better?:
do you wish you had never met?:
reminds you the most of yourself?:
Yeah, that's a, uh, lot of survey-age.