Comments | deathcomesrppn: A midnight journey.

deathcomesrppn

A midnight journey.

Jun 13, 2006 00:46

So, last night, much to my dismay, I exit the living room to find the front door screen wide open. "Oh shit," I say, "Where's the dog ( Read more... )

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epistemic_zero June 13 2006, 22:20:44 UTC

Awww poor little scared Copper. That would have been a tragic way to lose her. I hope she didn't have a seizure while she was lost- all alone.-

sh0shinsha June 14 2006, 01:48:00 UTC

That's a wonderful, heartwarming story...you neglectful bastard

Hahahaha, juuuust joking, glad to know your dog the exhibitionist is ok

*Phew!* frankbook June 14 2006, 06:33:15 UTC

Wow, so glad she was found safe and sound! I hope she doesn't take off like that again! You hear that, doggy? Stay put, k?!?

frankusj June 14 2006, 10:48:46 UTC

12 lbs of buffalo-humping goodness! You know considering how big a whore your dog is, and how many drunk, girlless guys around in Prescott, I'd give her a Maury pregnancy test.

is_a_baboon June 15 2006, 20:12:35 UTC

The paternity test reveals that YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!

OOOOOHHHHHHH HELL NO!

deathcomesrppn June 15 2006, 22:30:36 UTC

(Runs off stage and crys. Maury tries to consol me...and get me back on stage for another paternity test....)