I got twelve hours sleep last night. Granted, it was with the aid of a copious amount of left over antihistamine tablets, but I haven't felt this alert or refreshed for months
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Unattainable because nobody fancies girls who wear the same grey sweatshirt for three days straight, drink more tea than alcohol, haven't had a hair cut for six months, and say things like, "could you keep the noise down! I'm trying to study," at 11pm on a Saturday night.
Wait. No-one likes girls like this?
*has epiphany*
Excuse me. I need to go shopping for a fetching pink tank top or something.
Now I'm off to construct a last-minute Halloween costume -- I'm going as a zombie hooker.
This brings to mind that Bride of Re-Animator scene blackgarden spoke of.
Well, nobody apart from the girlfriend, but she's deluded. And possibly bribed by me making her large amounts of scones.
The great thing about being a zombie hooker is that all I need to do for a costume is put a bit of mud on my normal going-out clothing, add more eyeliner than usual, and walk with my arms out at a 90 degree angle. And if anyone tries to be clever and asks me to 'suck them' as drunk freshers seeing a zombie hooker would be wont to do, I'll just look at their head intently, and then remark they lack the brains to suck. It'll be perfect!
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"Jesus is king." "So was Elvis but I still don't accept him in my heart."
At least someone else's procrastination and boredom amuses me.
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Wait. No-one likes girls like this?
*has epiphany*
Excuse me. I need to go shopping for a fetching pink tank top or something.
Now I'm off to construct a last-minute Halloween costume -- I'm going as a zombie hooker.
This brings to mind that Bride of Re-Animator scene blackgarden spoke of.
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Well, nobody apart from the girlfriend, but she's deluded. And possibly bribed by me making her large amounts of scones.
The great thing about being a zombie hooker is that all I need to do for a costume is put a bit of mud on my normal going-out clothing, add more eyeliner than usual, and walk with my arms out at a 90 degree angle. And if anyone tries to be clever and asks me to 'suck them' as drunk freshers seeing a zombie hooker would be wont to do, I'll just look at their head intently, and then remark they lack the brains to suck. It'll be perfect!
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Shut it, ho!
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(bottom lip wobbling)
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Well, best of luck with everything....
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