There are six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!

[deathduck]

I think I've discovered another lighter-color-curse. While yellow lightes carry the worst curse, obviously, I think that blue lighters are also cursed. Not badly cursed, mind you, but they-always-fucking-disappear cursed. That's the only way I can explain having a black lighter for six months, then a green lighter for six months, then going through

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[deathduck]

Also, the pack of lighters had the best warning ever. "No lighter is childproof. There is no substitute for proper adult supervision." That's right, parents, now you actually have to WATCH and PAY ATTENTION TO your goddamn crotchspawn.