Stalking, the stuff love's made of.
LJ stalking horror - a report by deathdysfuktion.
kuroinekokitto is stalking deathdysfuktion
kuroinekokitto’s REAL name :
Shantiqua Jakcson
kuroinekokitto’s REAL DOB :
28th November 1984
Height :161 cm
Weight : 82.9 kg (83%Muscle, 7%Fat 10%Water)
kuroinekokitto has dreamt about you :
359 times...Almost a years worth
kuroinekokitto became interested in you :
22th febuary 2003
kuroinekokitto’s latest dream about you
Everyone is haveing a jolly time in the forests of New Zealand when deathdysfuktion and kuroinekokitto decide to have a 3some with a local native named katze_fox.
This is how kuroinekokitto describes your relationship behind your back
‘If I didn’t have deathdysfuktion in my life I think I would chop my head off with my fathers razor. he really means that much to me. I love that cracker.’
kuroinekokitto’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
kuroinekokitto enjoys collecting deathdysfuktion’s dead pets for a living.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
kuroinekokitto had the lower part of their legs removed in order to compensate for the difference in height between the two of you. Needless to say, you were suitably unimpressed when kuroinekokitto came to see you next.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I just creamed myself thinking about you. I don't have anything to clean it up with so I used this card.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
4 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"I'm at my computer minding my own business but every time I go look out the window there's been this psycho staring back at me with a creepy smile on her face...And she's been doing it for hours. Please come quickly, I need to get sleep. Also see if you can get her to stop sending me cream cards."
kuroinekokitto’s Police File
Ummm...wtf.
Testimonies about kuroinekokitto
lilmisspurrfuct - Pedophile
‘I can’t believe what I’m hearing! kuroinekokitto a stalker? Well I suppose it makes sense actually. That bastard had really shifty eyes…’
shinku_no_ame - Loves staring at dead bodies
‘I’m gonna kill deathdysfuktion for being such a snide fucker. Who does he think he is? I’d love to give him a right slap in the chops! kuroinekokitto is a brilliant person.’
katze_fox - Eats everything.
‘kuroinekokitto is pointlessness personified. I just wish they’d kill themselves or something.’