So... ah... I know I been really superly uber lazy about updating this thing... but there's really not much to say... lemme think, what could I tell all you crazy people who actually read this ( Read more... )

Again, this is one of those rants where my life is empty, and all that, but since you've heard it all before, I will be nice enough so as to not bore you with my own boredom. Not that any of it would matter, I'd be suprised if this was read all of three times in maybe the next month. Total, including one person who read it twice. And what's ( Read more... )

You are The Cap'n!

Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man ( Read more... )

1:: Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it ( Read more... )

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Nothing... absolutely nothing... I think I left the house once earlier today to go to the corner gas station to buy a gallon of milk (2 FUCKING DOLLARS AND 69 CENTS! JESUS SHIT, MY MOM'S RIGHT, IT WOULD BE CHEAPER JUST TO BUY A FUCKIN' COW ( Read more... )

AND WHEN I TELL YOU TO GUESS, I FUCKING MEAN GUESS GOD DAMNIT ( Read more... )

Yeah, I'm actually updating, and attempting to be regular about it at that ( Read more... )

Well... yeah, I guess that's about right...

Fitty Years? Dayumn! I dun wanna wait dat long! =( I'm gonna be alone forever, damnit...

these just seem mildly amusing ( Read more... )