[sound of static, crisply cut off, followed by the clearing of a throat and then the following is spoken in a tight voice, as of barely restrained anger; carefully controlled]
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP. 'Cos this ain't something I'm gonna let folks miss.
We got trouble. Guy named Ichimaru Gin's just arrived in Discedo, an' some of you might remember that other idiot who took himself a fake name'n then said his real name was Ginki or somethin'. Anyway, this ain't that guy, this's the real deal. And here's the important part: HE'S REAL BAD NEWS. As in, don't even think 'bout takin' out his chip bad news. Shinsou ain't something you want him to be able to pull out on ya.
This guy's a murderer an' he planned it all, prob'ly months or years in advance. Anything he says to ya's more'n likely got more than one lie innit somewhere. Don't listen to 'im. Got it?
[a pause, then a long breath more than halfway to a sigh]
Warehouses're still under clearing, so f'anyone wants to come along an' help out, I gotta keep up on supply runs too. Keigo, 'm leaving the apartment to you, watch it proper, ya hear?
[EDIT] Oh yeah, since Tsuna reminded me'n all, here's a pic of what the guy actu'lly looks like.
[OOC: ENTIRE POAST WITHOUT SWEARING holy crap that was hard. =____=;; THANKS, GIN. OTL Anyway, so that's that, and just as a by the way Renji IS rooming with both Keigo and Ichigo, and Ichigo did just get his chip out so he's crashed at the apartment and yeah.]