Its all just a fucking illusion
I shouldn't be updating so much, but what the Hell. Here's the longest quiz ever made, which I might not even finish, but I might not have class tomorrow anyway, so what the fuck, now I'm rambling, so here ya go:
001. What is your name?: Timothy Kyle Conley
003. Date of birth: July 7th, 1986
005. Astrological sign: Cancer
006. Nicknames: TAMMUH!!
007. Occupation?: Student of History, scumbag, guitarist
008. Height: 5'11''
009. Weight: 160(?)
010. Hair color: Blonde
011. Eye color: Blue
012. Where were you born?: Mount Kisco, NY
013. Where do you reside now?: New York, NY
014. Age: 18
020. Pets: 2 cats, Mitties and Friday, 1 Moppo
022. Piercings?: 2 plugs, a labrette spike
023. Tattoo's?: none yet
024. Shoe size: 9.5
025. Righty or lefty?: Righty
026. Wearing: pants, Cave-In shirt, undies, a studded belt
027. Hearing: Jamie Foxx's acceptance speech
028. Feeling: Meh, fuck it
029. Eating/drinking: an orange tick tack
045. Smartest person you know?: Steven Jack Kuntz
060. How many friends do you have on your buddy list?: 30, cuz I'm a loser with no friends
061. Have you ever been in love?: Maybe
062. How many people have you told? none(?)
063. How many people have you been in love with?: Maybe 1
064. How many people have you kissed?: 2
065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?: No
066. How many people have you dated?: 1
067. What do you look for in a boy/girl?: maturity, understanding, beauty, other good stuff
068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: face, eyes
069. What type of girl do you usually go for?: the scene chick, or just the most unique girl I can find
070. Do you have a bf/gf?: negative
073. Do you have a crush right now?: ....hard to say
075. Do you believe in love at first sight?: Yes
076. Do you remember your first love?: Hard to forget
077. Who is the first person you kissed? dunno
078. Do you believe in fate?: Sort of, maybe....
079. Do you believe in soul mates?: Yes, kinda
080. If so do you believe you'll ever find yours?: No....
081. Are you a virgin?: Somehow....yes
085. Have you ever had an orgasm?: yeah
086. Ever used food during sexual activity?: that would be hot....
094. Are you a tease?: I try to be
095. Are you kinky?: nah, just passionate
101. If you could have sex with any celebrity, who would it be?: my wife Scarlett Johanssen
104. How many siblings do you have?: 3
105. What are your parent's names?: Pat and Kate
106. What are your sibling's names?: Evan, Julia and Ben
107. How many siblings does your mother have?: 2
109. Where are your parents from?: Mom from Philly, Dad from New Mexico
110. Is your family close?: sure
111. Does your family get together for holidays?: depends on the holiday
113. Any medical problems run through your family?: Not really sure
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews?: no
116. Are your parents divorced?: nope
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family?: nope
119. If so for what?: ....nope
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country?: Haven't in a while
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life?: 'Mr. Brightside' - The Killers or 'Hope' - The Descendents
122. What's the most embarrassing cd you own?: I sold all the shitty ones
123. What's the best cd you own?: 'Vs.' - Mission of Burma
124. What song do you absolutely hate?: Anything by Journey, REO Speedwagon, all those shitty bands
125. Do you sing in the shower?: Nope
126. What song reminds you of that special someone?: 'Forget' - Mission of Burma
152. Color: Black
153. Food: Indian or Chinese or Japanese
154. Song: 'Trem II' - Mission of Burma
155. Show: Aquateen Hunger Force
156. School subject: French Rev.
157. Band/singer: Punk: Black Flag, Metal: Black Sabbath, Hardcore: Converge, Indie Rock: Sonic Youth, Blues: John Lee Hooker, Jazz: The Mahavishnu Orchestra
158. Animal: Liger
159. Outfit: Converge tee, tight jeans, good boxers, sambas, rubber bands, socks, studded belt
160. Radio station: 89.5 when it comes in
161. Movie: The Big Lebowski
162. Pair of shoes: Adidas Sambas
163. Cartoon: Aquateen Hunger Force
166. Potato chip: Lays Classic
167. Drink: Root Beer
168. Alcoholic drink: White Russian
169. Holiday: Arbor Day
170. Perfume/cologne: Anything that smells good and turns me on
171. Pizza topping: bacon and olives
172. Jello flavor: green
173. Lunch meat: salami
177. Book: '1984' by George Orwell
179. Number: 7
180. Cereal: Golden Grahams
181. Comedian: hmmm....I dunno. Conan.
182. Dessert: Chocolate cake
183. Disney character: Bambi's mom
184. Clothing store: I dunno, Something fashionable
186. Teacher: Dr. Stephen Kaplan
187. Childhood toy: Don't remember....
188. Carnival game/ride: Carnival's are for rednecks
189. Candy bar: 3 Muskateers
191. Salad dressing: Ranch
192. Thing to do on the weekend: Go to shows or chill with friends in NYC or wherever
193. Hot drink: the Black Cow or hot chocolate
194. Season: spring or summer
195. Sport to watch: ultimate frisbee
197. What color are your sheets?: plaid
198. What color are your bedroom walls?: white, barren
199. Do you have posters on your wall?: a couple
200. If so of what?: Everytime I Die, the Dead Kennedys, A Clockwork Orange, some Mars Volta cut-outs from Spin and Rolling Stone
201. Do you have a TV in your bedroom?: Yeah, not mine though
202. How many pillows are on your bed?: dos
203. What do you normally sleep in?: a stupor
205. What size bed do you have?: puny
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom?: yeah
208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep?: Sometimes, not recently
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: Hard to describe
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: Nope
211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed?: Possibly 2
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions?: Nah
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling?: yeah, John "gay-ass" Horton
214. Do you snore?: rarely
215. How about drool?: rarely
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? jah
217. What color is the carpet in your room?: ugly blue
218. What's under your bed?: a monster, other stuff
219. Coke/Pepsi: Pepsi
220. Doughnuts/bagels: Bagels
221. Day/night: Night
222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: Both are hot
224. Make love/have sex: Make Love
225. Coffee/tea: Coffee, lotsa sugar and milk
226. Hamburgers/hotdogs: Hamburgers w/cheese and bacon and good shit
227. Rap/rock: Rock
228. Britney/Christina: They both suck
229. Swiss cheese/American cheese: Swiss
230. Real World/Road Rules: They both suuuuck
231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: ....
232. Silver/gold: Gold
233. Nike/Adidas: Adidas
234. McDonalds/Taco Bell: Neither
235. Sweet/sour: sweet
236. Punk/emo: Punk
237. Hot/cold: Hot
238. Winter/summer: Summer
239. Spring/fall: Spring
240. Operas/plays: Plays
241. Read/watch TV: Watch TV, cuz I'm retarted
242. Cd's/tapes: CD's
243. Dvd's/vhs: DVD's
244. Old/new: Old school with nuevo class
245. Shorts/pants: Depends
246. Pink/red: Pink
247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: B&W
248. Meat/vegetables: Meat
250. Commercials/infomercials: Commercials
251. Scary movies/comedies: Scary
252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: Bikinis
253. Sandals/tennis shoes: Sandals
254. Dogs/cats: Cats
255. Unicorns/fairies: Fairies
256. Water/land: land
257. Sugar/spice: sugar
258. Black/white: Black
259. ribbons/bows: Ribbons
260. Chicken/beef: Beef
261. Colored Christmas lights/regular white Christmas lights: Colored
262. Cars/trucks: neither
263. Austin Powers/James Bond: James Bond
264. Popcorn/pretzels: Pretzels
265. Hip/hop: Hip
266. Passionate kiss/peck: Passionate kiss
267. WWE wrestling/ real wrestling: they're both stupid
268. Back rub/foot massage: Back massage
269. Picture frames/photo albums: Photo albums
270. Pens/pencils: Pens
~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
271. Eminem: Blegh, too much media attention
272. Virgins: lets get it on, babe
273. God: Jerk
274. The Osbournes: Stupid
275. Reality TV: Stuuuupid
276. J.Lo: media attention thing
277. Religion: cause of humanity's downfall
278. Emo music: good intentioned, frequently done wrong
279. Valentine's Day: Nice if you have a valentine, but I never did
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: bullshit, when that happen?
282. Abortion: Fine by me
283. Inter-racial relationships: ok with this guy
284. Murder: whatever
285. Death: beautiful
286. Obesity: whaaaatever
287. Pre-marital sex: ok
288. Terrorism: bad I guess
289. Pornography: negative
290. Fortune tellers: fake
291. Threesomes: beautiful if the meaning is there
292. Prostitution: bad
293. Politics: shitty
294. Country music: crap
295. George W. Bush: Idiot
296. Cloning: good for stem cells
297. Britney's boobs: don't care
298. Gas prices in America: I hope they get even worse
~Have You Ever.~
331. Mooned anyone?: Yeah, think
332. Been on a diet?: nah
333. Been to a foreign country?: England, Canada, Jamaica, Puerto Rico if that counts
334. Broken a bone?: not recently
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling?: no
336. Swear at a teacher?: not yet....
338. Got in a fight?: not really
339. Dated a teacher?: that would be SO hot....
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants?: Nope
341. Thought about killing your enemy?: yes
342. Gone skinny dipping?: no
344. Told a little white lie?: no lies are little
345. Told a secret you swore not to tell?: perhaps....
346. Stolen anything?: yes
347. Miss used a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid?: yes
348. Been on TV?: nah
349. Been on the radio?: yeah, like once
350. Been in a mosh pit?: yeah, but the circle pits matter
351. Been to a concert?: Obviously
352. Dated one of your best friends?: yes
353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry?: no
354. Deceived somebody close to you?: probably, if so I'm sorry
355. Broken the law?: Yes
356. Been to a rodeo?: no
357. Been on a talk show?: no
358. Been on a game show?: no
359. Been on an airplane?: yeah
360. Got to ride on a fire truck?: not recently
361. Came close to dying?: yes
362. Cheated on a bf/gf?: no
363. Gave someone a piggy back ride?: yeah
364. Terrorized a babysitter?: Probably
365. Made a mud pie?: yeah, for Earth Science in 9th grade
366. Had a dream that our falling off a cliff?: yeah
367. Snuck out of the house at night?: Yup
368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name?: No
369. Had an eating disorder?: Maybe
370. Felt like you didn't belong?: Ha....
371. Felt like the 3rd wheel?: Sometimes
372. Smoked?: yes
373. Done drugs?: yes
374. Been arrested?: no
375. Had your tonsils removed?: no
376. Gone to camp?: Yeah
377. Won a bet?: Yeah, I think
378. Written a love letter?: Yeah, adverse affects each time....
379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love?: Yeah
380. Written a love poem?: opposite
381. Kissed in the rain?: I don't think
382. Slow danced with someone you love?: no
383. Participated in cyber sex?: God no....
384. Faked an orgasm?: no
385. Stolen a kiss?: nope
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice?: yeah
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf?: no....that would totally suck....
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love?: nah....but that would be excellent....
389. Gotten a speeding ticket?: no
390. Done jail time?: nope
391. Had to wear a uniform to work?: nope
392. Won a trophy?: probably....I lost it though
393. Thrown up in public?: nope
394. Bowled a perfect game?: nah
395. Failed/got held back?: nah
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school?: don't think so
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds?: yes
398. Taken ballet lessons?: no
399. Attempted suicide?: came close
400. Cut yourself?: no
~Childhood Stuff~
401. Did you play with Barbies?: ha!!
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls?: ruz??
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210?: yeah....
404. Did you play Simon?: I wish
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock?: That one too....
406. Did you wet the bed?: nope
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed?: There still are
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them?: HA!! I wish!! Sounds fun....
409. Were you shy?: yes
410. Were you spoiled?: I'd like to think not
411. Were you abused?: no....
412. Did you go to the circus?: yeah
413. Did you go to the zoo?: of course
414. Were you in a car accident?: no
415. Did you build snowmen?: yeah, damn good ones, too.
416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee?: yeah
417. Were your older cousins mean to you?: Probably
418. Did you think slinkies were cool?: still do
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer?: yup, I have proof too
420. Were you afraid of the dark?: yeah
421. Did you have slumber parties?: no
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas?: ha, no....
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany?: no
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/and the Tooth Fairy?: yeah
425. Do you believe in aliens?: yeah
426. Name 3 things that are next to your computer: my CD case, my hats, some cookies
427. Do you have any hidden talents?: I do a damn good Kip, I'm told
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos?: I probably wouldn't watch even if they did
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be?: Arty
430. What would your movie star name be?: Timothy Kyle
431. Do you play any sports?: Capture the Flag
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen?: Not sure
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently?: The Life Aquatic was damn good
434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen?: Not sure
435. Do you drive?: no
436. What is your dream car?: a bike
437. Do you think you're good looking?: sort of
438. Do others think you are good looking?: the smart ones do
439. Would you ever sky dive?: yes
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot?: no
441. How many rooms do you have in your house?: a bunch
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters?: no
443. Do you believe in God?: sort of
444. Do you believe in Satan?: not really
445. Do you believe there is a heaven?: hopefully
446. Do you believe there is a hell?: maybe
447. Do you own a pool table?: yes
448. Do you have a pool?: no
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen?: at home yes
450. Do you like chocolate?: hell's yeah
451. Who/what is on your 2004 calendar?: don't have one
452. How many U.S. states have you been to?: Most of them, maybe like 46
453. Ever wished on a shooting star?: yes
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore?: Don't know
455. Do you carry any weapons on you?: My mind
456. What is your weakness?: women probably
457. Name something you can't get enough of: Omar A. Rodriguez-Lopez
458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: Complicated, Deep, Moshtastic
459. How many kids do you want to have?: Maybe just one
460. Future daughter's names: Bethany
461. Future son's names: James
462. What is your ideal way to die?: disappearance
463. How do you release stress?: screaming my heart out
464. Are you a trendy person?: yesssss
465. Are you an artistic person?: sort of
466. Are you a realistic person?: No
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off?: no
468. Are you a strong person?: no
469. Are you a strong willed person?: sometimes
473. Are you a deep sleeper?: sometimes
474. Are you a good story teller?: yes
475. What do you believe is your best quality?: I'm trustworthy
476. What is your greatest accomplishment?: I haven't ever accomplished anything notworthy yet
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense?: only during sex
478. Do you do yoga?: rarely
479. Do you have your own credit card?: nah
480. Let's say you win the lotto. What would you buy?: The world
481. Do you have a check book?: Yeah, somewhere
483. Do you tan easily?: no, I sizzle and burn
484. What color is your hair naturally?: blonde
485. How many fillings do you have?: like, a bunch I think
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit?: none
487. Worst feeling in the world?: Seeing the one you love go to bed with someone else [Mr. Brightside]
488. Best feeling in the world?: Love
489. Is the glass half empty or half full?: its all just a fucking illusion
490. Last thing you downloaded?: some Hope Conspiracy songs off EVR's website
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life?: God no....
492. What do you think people think of you?: I try not to care, but I like it when peple like me and find me cool
493. Are you a likeable person?: sure
494. Do you need therapy?: I've tried it, and it hasn't worked
500. What's your favorite phrase?: Don't have one
001. What is your name?: Timothy Kyle Conley
003. Date of birth: July 7th, 1986
005. Astrological sign: Cancer
006. Nicknames: TAMMUH!!
007. Occupation?: Student of History, scumbag, guitarist
008. Height: 5'11''
009. Weight: 160(?)
010. Hair color: Blonde
011. Eye color: Blue
012. Where were you born?: Mount Kisco, NY
013. Where do you reside now?: New York, NY
014. Age: 18
020. Pets: 2 cats, Mitties and Friday, 1 Moppo
022. Piercings?: 2 plugs, a labrette spike
023. Tattoo's?: none yet
024. Shoe size: 9.5
025. Righty or lefty?: Righty
026. Wearing: pants, Cave-In shirt, undies, a studded belt
027. Hearing: Jamie Foxx's acceptance speech
028. Feeling: Meh, fuck it
029. Eating/drinking: an orange tick tack
045. Smartest person you know?: Steven Jack Kuntz
060. How many friends do you have on your buddy list?: 30, cuz I'm a loser with no friends
061. Have you ever been in love?: Maybe
062. How many people have you told? none(?)
063. How many people have you been in love with?: Maybe 1
064. How many people have you kissed?: 2
065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex?: No
066. How many people have you dated?: 1
067. What do you look for in a boy/girl?: maturity, understanding, beauty, other good stuff
068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: face, eyes
069. What type of girl do you usually go for?: the scene chick, or just the most unique girl I can find
070. Do you have a bf/gf?: negative
073. Do you have a crush right now?: ....hard to say
075. Do you believe in love at first sight?: Yes
076. Do you remember your first love?: Hard to forget
077. Who is the first person you kissed? dunno
078. Do you believe in fate?: Sort of, maybe....
079. Do you believe in soul mates?: Yes, kinda
080. If so do you believe you'll ever find yours?: No....
081. Are you a virgin?: Somehow....yes
085. Have you ever had an orgasm?: yeah
086. Ever used food during sexual activity?: that would be hot....
094. Are you a tease?: I try to be
095. Are you kinky?: nah, just passionate
101. If you could have sex with any celebrity, who would it be?: my wife Scarlett Johanssen
104. How many siblings do you have?: 3
105. What are your parent's names?: Pat and Kate
106. What are your sibling's names?: Evan, Julia and Ben
107. How many siblings does your mother have?: 2
109. Where are your parents from?: Mom from Philly, Dad from New Mexico
110. Is your family close?: sure
111. Does your family get together for holidays?: depends on the holiday
113. Any medical problems run through your family?: Not really sure
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews?: no
116. Are your parents divorced?: nope
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family?: nope
119. If so for what?: ....nope
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country?: Haven't in a while
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life?: 'Mr. Brightside' - The Killers or 'Hope' - The Descendents
122. What's the most embarrassing cd you own?: I sold all the shitty ones
123. What's the best cd you own?: 'Vs.' - Mission of Burma
124. What song do you absolutely hate?: Anything by Journey, REO Speedwagon, all those shitty bands
125. Do you sing in the shower?: Nope
126. What song reminds you of that special someone?: 'Forget' - Mission of Burma
152. Color: Black
153. Food: Indian or Chinese or Japanese
154. Song: 'Trem II' - Mission of Burma
155. Show: Aquateen Hunger Force
156. School subject: French Rev.
157. Band/singer: Punk: Black Flag, Metal: Black Sabbath, Hardcore: Converge, Indie Rock: Sonic Youth, Blues: John Lee Hooker, Jazz: The Mahavishnu Orchestra
158. Animal: Liger
159. Outfit: Converge tee, tight jeans, good boxers, sambas, rubber bands, socks, studded belt
160. Radio station: 89.5 when it comes in
161. Movie: The Big Lebowski
162. Pair of shoes: Adidas Sambas
163. Cartoon: Aquateen Hunger Force
166. Potato chip: Lays Classic
167. Drink: Root Beer
168. Alcoholic drink: White Russian
169. Holiday: Arbor Day
170. Perfume/cologne: Anything that smells good and turns me on
171. Pizza topping: bacon and olives
172. Jello flavor: green
173. Lunch meat: salami
177. Book: '1984' by George Orwell
179. Number: 7
180. Cereal: Golden Grahams
181. Comedian: hmmm....I dunno. Conan.
182. Dessert: Chocolate cake
183. Disney character: Bambi's mom
184. Clothing store: I dunno, Something fashionable
186. Teacher: Dr. Stephen Kaplan
187. Childhood toy: Don't remember....
188. Carnival game/ride: Carnival's are for rednecks
189. Candy bar: 3 Muskateers
191. Salad dressing: Ranch
192. Thing to do on the weekend: Go to shows or chill with friends in NYC or wherever
193. Hot drink: the Black Cow or hot chocolate
194. Season: spring or summer
195. Sport to watch: ultimate frisbee
197. What color are your sheets?: plaid
198. What color are your bedroom walls?: white, barren
199. Do you have posters on your wall?: a couple
200. If so of what?: Everytime I Die, the Dead Kennedys, A Clockwork Orange, some Mars Volta cut-outs from Spin and Rolling Stone
201. Do you have a TV in your bedroom?: Yeah, not mine though
202. How many pillows are on your bed?: dos
203. What do you normally sleep in?: a stupor
205. What size bed do you have?: puny
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom?: yeah
208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep?: Sometimes, not recently
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: Hard to describe
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: Nope
211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed?: Possibly 2
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions?: Nah
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling?: yeah, John "gay-ass" Horton
214. Do you snore?: rarely
215. How about drool?: rarely
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? jah
217. What color is the carpet in your room?: ugly blue
218. What's under your bed?: a monster, other stuff
219. Coke/Pepsi: Pepsi
220. Doughnuts/bagels: Bagels
221. Day/night: Night
222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: Both are hot
224. Make love/have sex: Make Love
225. Coffee/tea: Coffee, lotsa sugar and milk
226. Hamburgers/hotdogs: Hamburgers w/cheese and bacon and good shit
227. Rap/rock: Rock
228. Britney/Christina: They both suck
229. Swiss cheese/American cheese: Swiss
230. Real World/Road Rules: They both suuuuck
231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: ....
232. Silver/gold: Gold
233. Nike/Adidas: Adidas
234. McDonalds/Taco Bell: Neither
235. Sweet/sour: sweet
236. Punk/emo: Punk
237. Hot/cold: Hot
238. Winter/summer: Summer
239. Spring/fall: Spring
240. Operas/plays: Plays
241. Read/watch TV: Watch TV, cuz I'm retarted
242. Cd's/tapes: CD's
243. Dvd's/vhs: DVD's
244. Old/new: Old school with nuevo class
245. Shorts/pants: Depends
246. Pink/red: Pink
247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: B&W
248. Meat/vegetables: Meat
250. Commercials/infomercials: Commercials
251. Scary movies/comedies: Scary
252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: Bikinis
253. Sandals/tennis shoes: Sandals
254. Dogs/cats: Cats
255. Unicorns/fairies: Fairies
256. Water/land: land
257. Sugar/spice: sugar
258. Black/white: Black
259. ribbons/bows: Ribbons
260. Chicken/beef: Beef
261. Colored Christmas lights/regular white Christmas lights: Colored
262. Cars/trucks: neither
263. Austin Powers/James Bond: James Bond
264. Popcorn/pretzels: Pretzels
265. Hip/hop: Hip
266. Passionate kiss/peck: Passionate kiss
267. WWE wrestling/ real wrestling: they're both stupid
268. Back rub/foot massage: Back massage
269. Picture frames/photo albums: Photo albums
270. Pens/pencils: Pens
~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
271. Eminem: Blegh, too much media attention
272. Virgins: lets get it on, babe
273. God: Jerk
274. The Osbournes: Stupid
275. Reality TV: Stuuuupid
276. J.Lo: media attention thing
277. Religion: cause of humanity's downfall
278. Emo music: good intentioned, frequently done wrong
279. Valentine's Day: Nice if you have a valentine, but I never did
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: bullshit, when that happen?
282. Abortion: Fine by me
283. Inter-racial relationships: ok with this guy
284. Murder: whatever
285. Death: beautiful
286. Obesity: whaaaatever
287. Pre-marital sex: ok
288. Terrorism: bad I guess
289. Pornography: negative
290. Fortune tellers: fake
291. Threesomes: beautiful if the meaning is there
292. Prostitution: bad
293. Politics: shitty
294. Country music: crap
295. George W. Bush: Idiot
296. Cloning: good for stem cells
297. Britney's boobs: don't care
298. Gas prices in America: I hope they get even worse
~Have You Ever.~
331. Mooned anyone?: Yeah, think
332. Been on a diet?: nah
333. Been to a foreign country?: England, Canada, Jamaica, Puerto Rico if that counts
334. Broken a bone?: not recently
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling?: no
336. Swear at a teacher?: not yet....
338. Got in a fight?: not really
339. Dated a teacher?: that would be SO hot....
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants?: Nope
341. Thought about killing your enemy?: yes
342. Gone skinny dipping?: no
344. Told a little white lie?: no lies are little
345. Told a secret you swore not to tell?: perhaps....
346. Stolen anything?: yes
347. Miss used a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid?: yes
348. Been on TV?: nah
349. Been on the radio?: yeah, like once
350. Been in a mosh pit?: yeah, but the circle pits matter
351. Been to a concert?: Obviously
352. Dated one of your best friends?: yes
353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry?: no
354. Deceived somebody close to you?: probably, if so I'm sorry
355. Broken the law?: Yes
356. Been to a rodeo?: no
357. Been on a talk show?: no
358. Been on a game show?: no
359. Been on an airplane?: yeah
360. Got to ride on a fire truck?: not recently
361. Came close to dying?: yes
362. Cheated on a bf/gf?: no
363. Gave someone a piggy back ride?: yeah
364. Terrorized a babysitter?: Probably
365. Made a mud pie?: yeah, for Earth Science in 9th grade
366. Had a dream that our falling off a cliff?: yeah
367. Snuck out of the house at night?: Yup
368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name?: No
369. Had an eating disorder?: Maybe
370. Felt like you didn't belong?: Ha....
371. Felt like the 3rd wheel?: Sometimes
372. Smoked?: yes
373. Done drugs?: yes
374. Been arrested?: no
375. Had your tonsils removed?: no
376. Gone to camp?: Yeah
377. Won a bet?: Yeah, I think
378. Written a love letter?: Yeah, adverse affects each time....
379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love?: Yeah
380. Written a love poem?: opposite
381. Kissed in the rain?: I don't think
382. Slow danced with someone you love?: no
383. Participated in cyber sex?: God no....
384. Faked an orgasm?: no
385. Stolen a kiss?: nope
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice?: yeah
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf?: no....that would totally suck....
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love?: nah....but that would be excellent....
389. Gotten a speeding ticket?: no
390. Done jail time?: nope
391. Had to wear a uniform to work?: nope
392. Won a trophy?: probably....I lost it though
393. Thrown up in public?: nope
394. Bowled a perfect game?: nah
395. Failed/got held back?: nah
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school?: don't think so
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds?: yes
398. Taken ballet lessons?: no
399. Attempted suicide?: came close
400. Cut yourself?: no
~Childhood Stuff~
401. Did you play with Barbies?: ha!!
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls?: ruz??
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210?: yeah....
404. Did you play Simon?: I wish
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock?: That one too....
406. Did you wet the bed?: nope
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed?: There still are
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them?: HA!! I wish!! Sounds fun....
409. Were you shy?: yes
410. Were you spoiled?: I'd like to think not
411. Were you abused?: no....
412. Did you go to the circus?: yeah
413. Did you go to the zoo?: of course
414. Were you in a car accident?: no
415. Did you build snowmen?: yeah, damn good ones, too.
416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee?: yeah
417. Were your older cousins mean to you?: Probably
418. Did you think slinkies were cool?: still do
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer?: yup, I have proof too
420. Were you afraid of the dark?: yeah
421. Did you have slumber parties?: no
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas?: ha, no....
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany?: no
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/and the Tooth Fairy?: yeah
425. Do you believe in aliens?: yeah
426. Name 3 things that are next to your computer: my CD case, my hats, some cookies
427. Do you have any hidden talents?: I do a damn good Kip, I'm told
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos?: I probably wouldn't watch even if they did
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be?: Arty
430. What would your movie star name be?: Timothy Kyle
431. Do you play any sports?: Capture the Flag
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen?: Not sure
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently?: The Life Aquatic was damn good
434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen?: Not sure
435. Do you drive?: no
436. What is your dream car?: a bike
437. Do you think you're good looking?: sort of
438. Do others think you are good looking?: the smart ones do
439. Would you ever sky dive?: yes
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot?: no
441. How many rooms do you have in your house?: a bunch
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters?: no
443. Do you believe in God?: sort of
444. Do you believe in Satan?: not really
445. Do you believe there is a heaven?: hopefully
446. Do you believe there is a hell?: maybe
447. Do you own a pool table?: yes
448. Do you have a pool?: no
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen?: at home yes
450. Do you like chocolate?: hell's yeah
451. Who/what is on your 2004 calendar?: don't have one
452. How many U.S. states have you been to?: Most of them, maybe like 46
453. Ever wished on a shooting star?: yes
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore?: Don't know
455. Do you carry any weapons on you?: My mind
456. What is your weakness?: women probably
457. Name something you can't get enough of: Omar A. Rodriguez-Lopez
458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: Complicated, Deep, Moshtastic
459. How many kids do you want to have?: Maybe just one
460. Future daughter's names: Bethany
461. Future son's names: James
462. What is your ideal way to die?: disappearance
463. How do you release stress?: screaming my heart out
464. Are you a trendy person?: yesssss
465. Are you an artistic person?: sort of
466. Are you a realistic person?: No
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off?: no
468. Are you a strong person?: no
469. Are you a strong willed person?: sometimes
473. Are you a deep sleeper?: sometimes
474. Are you a good story teller?: yes
475. What do you believe is your best quality?: I'm trustworthy
476. What is your greatest accomplishment?: I haven't ever accomplished anything notworthy yet
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense?: only during sex
478. Do you do yoga?: rarely
479. Do you have your own credit card?: nah
480. Let's say you win the lotto. What would you buy?: The world
481. Do you have a check book?: Yeah, somewhere
483. Do you tan easily?: no, I sizzle and burn
484. What color is your hair naturally?: blonde
485. How many fillings do you have?: like, a bunch I think
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit?: none
487. Worst feeling in the world?: Seeing the one you love go to bed with someone else [Mr. Brightside]
488. Best feeling in the world?: Love
489. Is the glass half empty or half full?: its all just a fucking illusion
490. Last thing you downloaded?: some Hope Conspiracy songs off EVR's website
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life?: God no....
492. What do you think people think of you?: I try not to care, but I like it when peple like me and find me cool
493. Are you a likeable person?: sure
494. Do you need therapy?: I've tried it, and it hasn't worked
500. What's your favorite phrase?: Don't have one