After a wonderful final weekend in Ottawa (for the next nine months or so) with Maleaha, I come home to realize that ( Read more... )

Whilst installing the software for my new iPod, I took the time to read some of the license agreement. Here's a gem:

THE APPLE SOFTWARE IS NOT INTENDED FOR USE IN THE OPERATION OF NUCLEAR ( Read more... )

Oh crap. I just realized that I leave for Africa in less than three weeks. I already played my last game of baseball and I'm quickly running out of time to do the shit I want to do ( Read more... )

I have a problem. Actually I have a bunch of problems, including the finding a home for Barnstock for August 6th. But I'm actually not thinking so much about it. My problem lies in my computer.

Today, I tried to load SimCity 2000 on my computer, which runs on ( Read more... )

Okay everyone, here's the deal:

1. Barnstock will not be held at Amanda's this year.

2. Barnstock currently has no home.

Thus...
3. If nobody can find a home in the next two days, Barnstock will be pushed back to August 6th.

It seems that due to the aforementioned drunken idiotsfrom a few weeks back, Amanda's mother is not keen on having ( Read more... )

Attention friends!

Have you been slaving away at some menial job this summer? Is it hot enough to fry eggs on your buttcheeks? Well cheer up, pilgrim... this Wednesday, July 13, I will be having an after-work pool party at my house!Come on by whenever your work ends (I'm thinking 5:30-6:00ish or later?) and bring the appropriate swimming attire ( Read more... )

This evening, after a lovely day spent by the pool doing jack all, a tasty steak dinner and just before heading out to play some baseball, I was outside hanging my clothes out to dry. During the middle of a vivid sunset as "The Weight" played in the background, I thought to myself,

"What an awesome day, an awesome summer and an awesome life I'm ( Read more... )

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Hey kids... since 1) I hold the keys of Barnstock knowledge and 2) everyone complains that I don't tell them what's happening, I thought I'd get the facts straight on the status of Barnstock 4: A New Hope!

In an ineviatble twist of fate, Barnstock is yet again homeless, at least for the time being. It was supposed to be at Amanda's house on July ( Read more... )