A "free" woman again?

[deathlyfey]

It has been some time since I was removed to solitary confinement, and it seems in my absence these internet logs have become quite popular among my fellow inmates. I can't say I ever took to these computer modernities, but if it permits me contact with the outside world, as well, I will have to swallow my pride and learn

Comments

[redd_white]

Believify me, I have no interest in whatever is under your drabtabulous garments.

[deathlyfey]

Drabtabulous? Good sir, this is my best kimono of the finest silk! Hand-painted and passed down from my mother, good sir! It is worth more than your gaudy rings for its antique value alone, good sir!

[redd_white]

Gaudy? GAUDY?!

These splendiferious rings are worthified more than your entire family, much less whatever excuse of a mother you have that giveulates rags like that. The CEO of a fine company as BlueCorp was does not wear "gaudy".

(OOC:...Yes. Yes, he does wear gaudy.)

[deathlyfey]

GOOD SIR! How dare you cast aspersions on my family. I am a Fey, of the ages-old Kurain tradition, a name with a priceless heritage. And furthermore, good sir, I'll have you know my first husband was a jeweller, and he had more taste than to mount such jaw-droppingly large stones as those! Your flashiness is an insult to good taste!

[scarred_actor]

...

You new to our block?

[deathlyfey]

In a manner of speaking, good sir. I have been so long removed everything old is new again-- new faces, particularly.

Your face strikes me as familiar, though. Have we met, good sir?

[scarred_actor]

I think I would have remembered you, lady.

Maybe you remember me from my old show?

1/3

[deathlyfey]

I do not watch television shows.

[crime_computer]

Oh ho! I see we're new neighbors, eh? Welcome back!

[deathlyfey]

So we are, good sir.

And on that flashy good sir's other side, is another male. This is really a most improper arrangement.

[smallmedium]

Uh but Mother, isn't there just a nagajuban under your kimono...?

1/2

[deathlyfey]

My precious Pearl, it is the principle of the thing I speak. A lady should not be made to disrobe in the company of strange men.

2/2

[deathlyfey]

You... have not been allowing strange men to dress you, have you, such as Mr Wright?

Re: 2/2

[smallmedium]

No Mother im almost eleven i can dress myself now.

[fragrant_coffee]

Compared to the secret within your breast, Ms. Fey, revealed in all its wrinkled pettiness years ago, I think the mystery concealing it could not be less relevant. Your kimono is a secondary layer, not a primary one, protecting something that everyone in here who has any brains has been aware of literally for years.

Nice to see you back amongst the living.

1/3

[deathlyfey]

You....

[deathlyfey]

I only wish I could say the same of yourself, good sir, but evidently I would not be fooling you, and that is the crux of the matter, is it not?

3/3

[deathlyfey]

And good sir, I will not have such a strange and vulgar man associating with my daughter. You will cease all contact with her!