Happy Halloween from Bill Maher

Oct 31, 2007 10:45

New Rule: If you don't wear a costume, you don't get candy. Don't even think of knocking on my door unless you're dressed to impress. And don't bullshit me that you're dressed as the Incredible Hulk. You're just a fat kid in a flannel shirt. Candy is for closers ( Read more... )

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tenner October 31 2007, 14:52:06 UTC
You're just a fat kid in a flannel shirt. Candy is for closers.

This made me laugh inappropriately loud in a room full of children.

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kesara October 31 2007, 15:14:32 UTC
Halloween has become less about candy and more about the "Haunted Ho's"

That's ok, this one made me laugh inappropriately loud in a cubicle farm full of engineers.

:-)

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skibaer October 31 2007, 19:50:55 UTC
don't forget about police women in miniskirts!

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2x_par_plus_1 November 1 2007, 22:31:24 UTC
This post and these comments made me laugh inappropriately, but since I'm working from home, no one heard me. ;-)

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