Let's get down to business.

[deathofophelia]

God has given me His life. I used to think that giving my life to the Lord meant that I was now His slave. It was like taking myself away from slavery under sin and putting myself under the slavery of God. But that's not the way it is. God says I am His friend. We did not give our lives to God; He gave His life to us. Think about it. Living under

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[theazureshadow]

Let's just hope He didn't buy you out just to shut down competition.

The deathbed conversion has long been a target of humor -- Voltaire, on his own deathbed, was asked by a priest to renounce Satan. Voltaire replied, "This is no time to be making new enemies." (--Wikipedia)

Take that, corporate buyouts!

(Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

[deathofophelia]

Hahah!