My Views on the Holidays

[deathofsociety]

I am Mr. Fucking Scrooge, I hate the holidays, I wish they never existed. If I see Santa, I am gonna shoot the mother fucker in the legs and then hang him with a string of Christmas lights and anyone that doesn't like it can chug a pint of rotten eggnog and shove their heads up a reindeers ass after the partridge in a peartree does the two step on

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[rykia]

Sorry if that offends you but damn, if that's not violent, I don't know what 'tis! lol...

Everyone around me is hating the holidays for some reason. What is it? The thing that makes me happy about the holidays is the free time, and the fact that my mom is inviting Cindy over for Christmas dinner :)