Mar 01, 2011 20:02
[action]
1. In the library, Susan is poring through a wide variety of books - or as wide as the variety in the library gets, anyway. As time passes, she appears more and more frustrated for whatever reason until finally, she firmly snaps shut Tips for the Sporty Young Lady and deposits it into the nearest trash receptacle with an expression of annoyance on her face.
2. Having failed to find any rulebook whatsoever, Susan can be found that same night on a bench outside the bowling alley. . . . If you're around very late, you might be curious as to why, exactly, there are pins crashing at 1:00 in the morning. This occurs on Monday morning.
[school assignment]
As today marks the beginning of the new month, it's unfortunately appropriate that we turn the page onto the next subject in our curriculum.
Poetry. Or, 'how to describe something in such a ridiculously convoluted manner that it wraps around from perfect tripe into apparent artistic genius'. The first five students to manage poems that aren't entirely barmy or nauseating get full marks. You have until the end of the class period.
[voice, public]
Whoever's been responding to the sudden flurry of requests for proper clothing lately, I'm jumping on the bandwagon. I have an order for you.
[And as her voice drifts further away from the phone . . . ]
There you are, Edward. How was your meeting - what was for it again? Virility Defi.........