Voicemail

Aug 30, 2011 20:30

Do I look stupid enough to answer this cellular monster magnet? No. Leave a message and I'll catch you in a rainbow, Iris willing.

*BEEP*

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Phone Insanity tripledmyself January 7 2011, 19:04:14 UTC
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"Oh, that's where you're mistaken," Nathan started, not having any idea about the weird phone system. "Everyone wants to see my soldering iron. I can barely keep it in me pants, it's so large these days. And, if you give it a rub, it's like a genie. It'll perk right up and grant you three wishes! Do come find me so you can let my genie out of the lamp."

Sorry, Nico.

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Crazy Phone Day! vanillajello January 7 2011, 22:50:58 UTC
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"Oh my lordship, what the hell are you babbling about not being invited? I left you a message inviting you to join me, dumbass! So lay off the crazy pills and just get your ass down here."

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Re: Crazy Phone Day! deaths_demigod January 8 2011, 00:45:48 UTC
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Crazy Phone Day glacial_witch January 8 2011, 03:26:14 UTC
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Crazy phone day or not, Karla was not about to let this slide--forgetting for the moment that her angry message wasn't about find the person responsible. "Are you stupid?!" she demanded. "Sookie is not a stripper! So you keep your hands, eyes, and thoughts out of her bra or g-string, because if you don't, I will make sure you don't have anything to enjoy a lapdance with!"

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rilla_myrilla October 24 2011, 23:28:41 UTC
Rilla had been just a little frazzled from Homecoming weekend and forgotten her important cupcake delivery duties on Sunday, which was why there were two cupcakes waiting for Nico today:

Happy birthday from your Student Council!!!

Rilla had even found a pen with gold sparkly ink to write the note with.

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