The Discworld is a Matriarchial Society

Jul 12, 2011 23:40

[to family]

Since I don't think we're expecting any more new arrivals, I suggest we begin establishing some ground rules for us all to follow.  A tight ship is a happy ship.  For those of you less apt to picking up on this sort of thing, that's code for 'assigning chores', but there are other things that might bear discussing.  If we're going to ( Read more... )

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Action likescats July 13 2011, 04:53:47 UTC
[Walking by.]

FEELING CHARITABLE?

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deaths_heritor July 13 2011, 04:55:46 UTC
Feeling hideous, actually. Do you think Death would look nice in these?

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likescats July 13 2011, 05:01:26 UTC
[Looking at them.]

I THINK SHE ALSO PREFERS BLACK.

[Must be a death thing.]

WHERE DID YOU GET ALL OF THEM?

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deaths_heritor July 13 2011, 05:14:58 UTC
Last week, when the town suddenly decided I ought to take after my mother.

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deaths_heritor July 13 2011, 05:00:24 UTC
Personally, I'd much prefer not seeing moving images of anything that has to do with these two subjects. I highly doubt it.

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deaths_heritor July 13 2011, 05:15:56 UTC
That's not very fair to say. There are books that are boring, admittedly, but reading as a whole can't be shoehorned so easily.

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Action motheringnation July 13 2011, 04:56:30 UTC
[Ukraine smiles and walks over.]

Susan! It's good to see you!

[Why yes she does honestly mean this.]

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deaths_heritor July 13 2011, 05:01:26 UTC
[Oh. More people to have conversations with. At least it's Ukraine. Susan will manage something vaguely resembling a smile.]

Hello, Ukraine. And how have you been lately?

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motheringnation July 13 2011, 05:02:30 UTC
Better now that I have my own memories back.

What about you?

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deaths_heritor July 13 2011, 05:16:53 UTC
Disposing of some unwanted things. Care to take a look?

[There's a yellow and blue one with giant sunflowers everywhere Ukraine may possibly be interested in. Otherwise, unlikely.]

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voice the_wee_big_hag July 13 2011, 05:03:26 UTC
[Amused voice.]

No bias there of course.

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deaths_heritor July 13 2011, 05:17:12 UTC
Obviously not. It isn't as if they force this down our throats enough on a regular basis.

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the_wee_big_hag July 13 2011, 05:23:32 UTC
Apparently not. Though I'm sure we could be trapped in here till the world ended and they'd still be reminding us how horrible Communism was.

Maybe we should all become Communists and see what they do.

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deaths_heritor July 13 2011, 23:13:45 UTC
I really don't care much for the color red. And... amazingly, I haven't the least idea what being a Communism means apart from that.

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[Family] puzzlerprince July 13 2011, 05:07:09 UTC
Simple. I figured that installing a swimming pool in the backyard would give us all a chance to relax.

[Not to mention what's going to be installed under the swimming pool.]

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deaths_heritor July 13 2011, 05:17:49 UTC
Perhaps you ought to have asked the rest of us first. I get the feeling 'Pinkie Pie' can't swim, for some reason.

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puzzlerprince July 13 2011, 05:25:24 UTC
Believe me. I hadn't exactly made these arrangements with any pets in mind.

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deaths_heritor July 13 2011, 23:15:51 UTC
Hm.

Regardless, as convincing as your altruistic motivations are, can we just skip to the part where you tell me what you're actually planning on putting back there?

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