Thoroughly Smoked.

[deathtokfc]

Damn dog. We washed Smokey today, and used the hose outside. We had to take his collar off, which sucked because Smokey hates baths more than a hippy. Since he had no collar, I had to hold him by his backfat. He still struggled and whined like a pussy, and the bottoms of my pants were soaked, as I had to get wet myself just to wash his grimy little

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[jamesteeth]

Original or remake of Dawn Of The Dead?

[deathtokfc]

The remake, but only because I demand high-quality gore without all that plot baggage. You have to admire a crew who creates custom head-exploding helmets, and employs actors with missing limbs to play zombie parts. That, my friend, is art in its greatest form. Also, there are lesbians. Everyone wins.

The original DotD was also cream-worthy. But how could an undead army eating human flesh of horror-stricken survivors be anything else?