FAWK

[deathtokfc]

So I wake up again this morning, hoping my eye feels better... and BAM. I can't open it. =( My eye is swollen almost completely shut. Christ, I look like Pamela Lee when she doesn't prepare Tommy's eggs just the way he likes 'em. (I said sunny side up, you fucking bitch! *smack*) Oh, and OW. It still hurts

Comments

[jamesteeth]

By "Tommy's eyes" did you mean his eggs? Loolz.

[deathtokfc]

rofl. FAWK!

Well, in cause you didn't know, Tommy feeds solely off the eyes of aborted fetuses (fetusii?). Protein without all that cholesterol or disrespect to the innocent animals.

[jamesteeth]

I read in the news that this women killed her pregnant neighbour and stole the fetus. This nearly gave me a LAFFO-enduced seizure.