Honey is a fat fucktard.

That is all.

Mom made me shave Smokey's hair back down, but he did get to spend three days as the neighborhood badass. Got Robs party today, and then maybe something on New Years Eve ( Read more... )

I shaved Smokey's fur down to bare skin and a mohawk running along his back. I'll post a pic as soon as possible. He looks fucking awesome, though! Mom says he looks like a fat hyena, so she's making me shave it down tomorrow ( Read more... )

I just got plopped down at the computer desk, and found a packet sent from the sewing studio address to Meem. She really is getting me sewing lessons! Awesome... now my costumes will look so bitchin'! So from what I've determined, I should be getting a ps2, ddr, ddr dance pad *and* sewing lessons... as well as some little things on the side (That ( Read more... )

Hopefully the gang is heading to Disney Quest today. Everyone better get it the fuck together, because not only is my entry comped, but I squeezed twenty bucks out of Meem for the occasion. If her ass was as tight as her wallet, she'd currently be suffering the effects of an exploded colon. Plus, I'd like to be able to rip on several of the lesser- ( Read more... )

I love my LJ layout. It's easy on the eyes. HTML does not add color to the personality people wish they had ( Read more... )

It's 5:33am. Kid and I are trying to get James to give us a lift to 7-11. We are having a munchy crisis after reading some of "America: The Book" by Jon Stewart and the Daily Show writers. It's fucking brilliant ( Read more... )

Almost forgot something more important than telling a kid what an angsty bitch he was being. I watched episode 114 of Naruto, and I'm pretty sure Chouji just bit the dust. FUCK. He and Shikamaru had a great thing going on. It was sad, but the damndest thing -- he died more attractive. Being fat the entire series, he takes a series of pills, the ( Read more... )

Now, I thought my sis had social networking down to a science when she made the rounds at every night club in town. But dude.. LJ is far-reaching, beyond anything sis could ever find with a skimpy top and an "I'm easy" giggle ( Read more... )

Meemerz woke me up yesterday to ask me about DDR. Damnit. She was gonna get me sewing lessons, but now she's changed my big present to a ps2, DDR pad and game. ;) Isn't it awesome that this is how good my life is going? "omg! A console system instead of frivolous lessons to sew anime costumes for nerd conventions?! Rage ( Read more... )