Bullet-pointed Travelogue: Dallas: First Night Ever In Texas

[debaclypsenow]

• Easy to blend in crew traveling to Dallas: a Jew, an Indian, a Japanese
• DFW, sadly not David Foster Wallace Airport
• Waiting for bag, played with akita puppy who was on my flight
• Drive into city = Megachurch, megachurch, Waffle House, regular church, adult novelty superstore, megachurch, hotel
• Fox News on in hotel bar

Comments

[tracyhatesmayo]

just wait until you see your first "condoms to go" store! Wonder what the in-store option is??

[anonymous]

My favorite: vasectomy... vasectomy... reverse vasectomy... vasectomy... reverse vasectomy... lawyer willing to sue for botched reverse vasectomy... vasectomy

[tracyhatesmayo]

don't forget "Who's the Daddy? DNA testing!"