わ~ 20才になっちゃった! (笑)
I can't believe I'm twenty now. This morning, my dad was like, "Are you feeling any taller?" and I was like, "No. I wish!!" HA HA HA Thank you, to everyone who has so kindly wished me a happy birthday! *hugs*
m_egumi, I know it's not the 30th anymore at the place where you live, but Happy Birthday and I will miss you sooooooooo much! *hugs* 頑張って!
Anyways, the Cheer-Me-Up meme in my previous post has made my birthday so wonderful. Thank you, FRIENDS! I'm lucky to have you guys♥
Okay, since it is my birthday, I have a present for you guys. Yes, I am well aware that I'm the one who is supposed to be getting presents today, but honestly, I'd like nothing better than to spread Ryo-chan love and in the process, make you guys happy. (.^o^.) So here it is:
手越レポート: 錦戸亮のつくり方
*Teshi drags Ryo-chan on stage*
Teshi: I will carry out the next segment. I have analyzed Nishikido Ryo-kun's prideful character.
Ryo-chan: What is going on, all of a sudden?
Teshi: Tegoshi Report: The Making of Nishikido Ryo.
Ryo-chan: What is this, without any warning?
Teshi: (Reads) "Nishikido Ryo, 1984, in Osaka, was born as the Nishikido's third son."
* Ryo-chan's adorable baby picture pops up♥ *
Ryo-chan: (Looks up at his picture) Uwa!
Teshi: Oh wow. You're very cute, huh, Nishikido-kun?
Ryo-chan: Although I was sort of bald.
Teshi: Next, by all means.
* Another picture of little Ryo-chan shows up on the screen. *
Audience: Cute!
Ryo-chan: (Points at the picture) Hey, this is my older brother.
Teshi: (Laughs) No, that is Nishikido-kun. Even at this point, you were doing a peace sign like an idol. (Reads) "When I was little, my brothers made me cry. I was a cry baby."
Ryo-chan: Yes.
Teshi: What kind of things did they do that made you cry?
Ryo-chan: There was this one time, when they told me to go buy bread.
Teshi: Yes.
Ryo-chan: I didn't got buy the bread. Then, "crack!" they broke my bones. (He laughs and so does Teshi.) Yeah, by my brother. I really cried then.
Teshi: (Reads) "Therefore, young Nishikido-kun, in the struggle for existence between his two strict brothers, felt that he can't just go on crying all the time."
Ryo-chan: Yes.
Teshi: (Reads) "He felt that he must fight among his siblings." That is why you have this personality where you hate losing. How is this analysis?
Ryo-chan: You came up with that yourself, Tegoshi-kun?
Teshi: Yes. Essentially, do you hate losing, Nishikido-kun?
Ryo-chan: I wonder if I hate losing? Yeah, if it's one or the other, perhaps.
Teshi: You hate losing?
Ryo-chan: Yes.
Teshi: (Reads) "Young Nishikido-kun, after this, grew rapidly and when he was in junior high, he joined Johnny's Jr."
Ryo-chan: I joined.
Teshi: And now, I have a clip of your Kansai Jr. years.
Ryo-chan: Oh.
Teshi: So let's take a look!
* Runs the clip. *
Ryo-chan: What is this!?
Teshi: Gosh, your voice was high.
Ryo-chan: Yes, my voice was high.
Teshi: Very high.
Ryo-chan: My eyebrows were very thin.
Teshi: Okay, when I first met you, I was thinking of stepping up to you, and as I was walking, during that time, your hair was blonde and all back...
Ryo-chan: Yes.
Teshi: This is really rude but your hairstyle was like a lion, remember?
Ryo-chan: Yes, yes.
Teshi: So, as I walked like this (Shows how he walked) and then, you glared at me.
Ryo-chan: I absolutely did not glare at you.
Teshi: (Laughs and right when he tries to say something...)
* A picture of Ryo-chan with his lion-styled hair pops up. *
Ryo-chan: (Laughs while looking up at the picture.) This sort of looks like I'm trying to suck up to someone.
Teshi: But seriously, you were really scary during that time. My image of Nishikido-kun has changed very much after that.
Ryo-chan: Yes.
Teshi: Like the time when we rode in a car together and there was no seat left for me, you said, "Tegoshi, sit here," and you gave me your seat. Your image has changed into a kind person. So, next is...
Ryo-chan: You're still continuing?
Teshi: Yes, I will continue.
Ryo-chan: You still have more?
Teshi: Yes, I was thinking of exposing your inner-side more, so next, the NEWS members will expose you.
Ryo-chan: Oh.
Teshi: NEWS members please come out.
* NEWS members walk on stage. *
Teshi: I would like the NEWS members to tell us about a true side of Nishikido-kun that they know of.
K-chan: I see. Truthfully, when Ryo-chan gets called, "hot!" or "cute!" he actually becomes bashful.
Teshi: May I make a personal request?
K-chan: Yes.
Teshi: No matter what, I want to show Nishikido-kun's bashful side.
K-chan: Show his bashful side?
Teshi: So, I was wondering if everyone will please say, "Ryo-chan, we love you!!" I will indicate when to start, so please say, "Ryo-chan, we love you!!"
K-chan: Okay, instead of Ryo-chan, let's make it Ryo-tan.
Teshi: Okay, "Ryo-tan, we love you!!" Is that okay?
Ryo-chan: What will come out of this?
Teshi: (Speaking to the audience) Are you ready?
Audience: YES!!
Teshi: Ready... go!
Audience: RYO-TAN, WE LOVE YOU!!
Ryo-chan: Well, this is probably a one-way street. (Audience laughs)
NEWS members: You're cruel! You're mean! They tried their best! So many people said it!
Ryo-chan: No, seriously, the thing they just did made me really happy.
K-chan: It made you happy, if anything?
Ryo-chan: Yeah, it made me happy, more than anything.
Teshi: Tegoshi Report's conclusion is...
K-chan: Yes?
Teshi: Nishikido Ryo hates losing, is kind, is manly, but has a shy side and is a prideful guy.
Ryo-chan: Thank you very much.
YamaPi: What's up with everyone only complimenting Ryo-chan!
I hope you guys enjoyed that! (.^o^.) Ryo-chan♥
wingmyway, see, I told you I'd find the clip and translate it for you! (.^o^.) Bibi-chan sent it to to me, so a big hug to her!