seriously...
Honest to god, a SENIOR at my COLLEGE with a major in LANGUAGE ARTS wrote this
I anticipate using the Web as a open forum for a publishing tool in my personal, academic, and professional futures. In my personal futurethe Web will be my studio and the blogers will be my Dr. Phil. When the times that I need some advice on a situation in my life, I can post it to the Web and blogers will give me variety of solutions to my situation. In my academic future, the Web will be my canvas for me to explore different ways of expressing myself, besides writing papers. The Web gives me options to show my comprehension of information that I have learned through the semesters. In my professional future; as a future educator, I can teach and show my students that the Web is just not an information giver, but the technology that will help them meet individuals around the world. They can put their ideas on the internet so that others can view what they are doing in the classroom. The Web also help me become better educator by the advice that I receive from other teachers through teaching blogs.
There many contractions that were found in writing for electronic publication vs. writing for traditional, print-based format. There is no wrong way to writing for electronic publication compare to the MLA or APA style for traditional, print-based format. There is no black and white color scheme for electronic publication, but different color schemes that will fit our mood as a writer. In electronic publication, your voice is being read and heard not the professor, who just wants to hear what he or she wants to hear. These are noticeable contractions between writing for electronic publication and traditional, print-based format.
I'd bold sentences that are problematic if it wasn't ALL OF THEM
HONEST TO GOD IT WAS ORIGINALLY WRITTEN IN ENGLISH, NOT PUT THROUGH A TRANSLATOR, AND ENGLISH IS HIS FIRST LANGUAGE
THIS IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE
I anticipate using the Web as a open forum for a publishing tool in my personal, academic, and professional futures. In my personal futurethe Web will be my studio and the blogers will be my Dr. Phil. When the times that I need some advice on a situation in my life, I can post it to the Web and blogers will give me variety of solutions to my situation. In my academic future, the Web will be my canvas for me to explore different ways of expressing myself, besides writing papers. The Web gives me options to show my comprehension of information that I have learned through the semesters. In my professional future; as a future educator, I can teach and show my students that the Web is just not an information giver, but the technology that will help them meet individuals around the world. They can put their ideas on the internet so that others can view what they are doing in the classroom. The Web also help me become better educator by the advice that I receive from other teachers through teaching blogs.
There many contractions that were found in writing for electronic publication vs. writing for traditional, print-based format. There is no wrong way to writing for electronic publication compare to the MLA or APA style for traditional, print-based format. There is no black and white color scheme for electronic publication, but different color schemes that will fit our mood as a writer. In electronic publication, your voice is being read and heard not the professor, who just wants to hear what he or she wants to hear. These are noticeable contractions between writing for electronic publication and traditional, print-based format.
I'd bold sentences that are problematic if it wasn't ALL OF THEM
HONEST TO GOD IT WAS ORIGINALLY WRITTEN IN ENGLISH, NOT PUT THROUGH A TRANSLATOR, AND ENGLISH IS HIS FIRST LANGUAGE
THIS IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE