The current (9-25-08) edition of the Stratford Star includes an obituary of a former missionary who "died suddenly while reading the Lord's Word
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Really? I thought he was reading Leviticus, where it is page after page of "and thou and thy wife shall bear three children to a family, of which one shall be a son, and they shall wear white socke with lue stripes at the top, and their under things shall be of white linen for the boys but polkadots shall suffice for thy female child while yet in their first five years, but of yellow with the image of a bear in their next 5, until they reach their tenth year, after which white linen with little pink ribbons shall be worn till the are married blah blah blah", and he frothed at the mouth and fell over dead.
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I thought he was reading Leviticus, where it is page after page of "and thou and thy wife shall bear three children to a family, of which one shall be a son, and they shall wear white socke with lue stripes at the top, and their under things shall be of white linen for the boys but polkadots shall suffice for thy female child while yet in their first five years, but of yellow with the image of a bear in their next 5, until they reach their tenth year, after which white linen with little pink ribbons shall be worn till the are married blah blah blah", and he frothed at the mouth and fell over dead.
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