Kirsten In The Sky With Diamonds

[debgedney]

3-14-08 - New York Governor Eliot Spitzer is scheduled to resign office on Monday due the scandal following news that he had patronized a high-priced prostitution service called Emperors Club VIP. Spitzer was accused of fraud due to his claim to be an Emperor, not merely Governor of NY. While Wall Street rallied in jubilation at the loss of one of

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[last_real_angel]

:)

[debgedney]

Thanks Tucker. I wanted to find some humorous angles on this story that aren't completely obvious and juvenile, such as the 'Spitz or Swallows' jokes currently all over the NY airwaves. I thought my 'Emperor not Governor' joke was probably the best one here. And there really is a Nasa Spitzer space telescope used for finding diamonds, but so far I haven't heard any comedians besides me working that angle.

[last_real_angel]

problem is that the comedians need to know about the space telescope in the first place *sigh*

[debgedney]

Its not rocket science, so to speak. Spitzer space telescope articles were among the first Google results on query "Spitzer."

But I guess my world view is a bit off kilter, since the telescope results piqued my interest much more than the prostitution results, LOL