Two Names You Go By
1. The D
2. Dog
Two Parts of Your Heritage
1. American Bulldog
2. Mastiff
Two Things That Scare You
1. Thunder
2. When Dad plays the drums
Two of Your Everyday Essentials
1. Food
2. Water
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now
1. My birthday suit
2. A smile
Two of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists (at the moment)
1. I've been really into the sound of the dishwasher lately
2. Trains
Two Things You Want in a Relationship (other than Real Love)
1. A solid commitment...you know how dogs are...
2. Someone who will let me sniff their butt
Two Truths
1. I love to sniff butts
2. I eat out of the garbage
Two Physical Things that Appeal to You
1. Long flowing locks
2. Crotches. sorry, but it's true
Two of Your Favorite Hobbies
1. Licking myself
2. Chewing on my foot
Two Things You Want Really Badly
1. To run freely through the flowers
2. Well, the neighbors have this really cute little doggie...
Two Places You Want to go on Vacation
1. LA
2. An Alaskan cruise
Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die
1. Party till the break of dawn
2. Meet the president
Two Ways that you are stereotypically a Chick/Guy
1. I think I'm tough
2. I'm a closet wussie
Two Things You Normally Wouldn't Admit
1. When I was a puppy I would eat my poop
2. I have a flatulence problem
Two Things You Are Thinking About Now
1. Food
2. Having to poop
Two Stores You Shop At
1. Coach
2. Gucci
Two people I'd like to see do this meme:
1.) mylittlepuppy
2.) alexandra177