I solemnly swear I am up to no good... errmmm... yes ma'am. no ma'am. Yes, I am going to do my acoustics right now, ma'am. And then make an english horn reed. Yes. I mean, Yes Ma'am.

procras!

listening to ambient music podcasts while reading my acoustics textbook makes me feel like I am in the nexus.

Ouch. My acoustics textbook just assumed basic knowledge of mathematical formulas for calculating volume...and I didn't have it, and had to consult wikipedia.
ouch ouch ouch.

So I guess I'll just go PRACTICE while my boyfriend is at the STRIPPERS and my best friend has stood me up for her BOYFRIEND. HAH! because whole tone scales replace all the joys in life, right? HAH!
At least alice and I went to ferris'. Where i had a delicious lamb burger.
Life is not as bad as it seems.
BUT STILL

"hot lesbian"
quoth alice

my haircut looks like audrey hepburn as a lesbian.
I think I like it. a lot.
P.S it was recently pointed out to me that the name is AUDrey, as opposed to AUBrey. Who even knew that AUDrey was a name. Now those don't even look like words anymore!

Alice and I are having a Hannumas party tonight!
You, Dear Reader, are invited to the festivities.
4pm-card making and sushi eating
6:30 potluck delicious
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sadly, we are having to compete with a gingerb

unfortunately, my first knitted hat ended in disaster. It was mainly the dumb pattern from Vogue Knitting that did it, but also I take some responsiblility for listening to it. While it is too lumpy to wear as a normal hat, it does make an excellent and cute tea kettle hat.

"let's just hope it doesn't blow us to Kingdom Come before it figures out how to blow us to Kingdome Come"
Geordi, distressed that an alien energy being is messing stuff up on the Enterprise