so i just delivered this pizza to this apartment which is right behind a strip mall where there is a movie theatre which is pretty packed generally
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I love the inevitable pairing up of family members. Absolutely vital during like three times of the year and volitile during every single event. My family stares at me with a sortof stand offish horror. I look like such a punk kid, ya know. Piercings, weird bracelets, tongue ring, oh brother. butohgarsh she's so SMART. So what do you do? Stare, stand offish.
random inlaw: So Ash how's the whateverthefuckyoudo. Vidya Games that you waste yer life on, the toys you hang on your wall?
ash: video games breed intelligence, they are action figures, MD bitch.
ohbrother. It's also really helpful if you have creepy blue eyes.
my aunts, uncles, and cousins just ignore me....trust me!!
being bugged and ragged on is probably more fun than sitting there watching all your cousins and faminly interact...as you sit there.
They acknowledge my brother and sister though..and even when i go to try and initiate conversation, it's liek 1 or 2 word answers then they walk away...WOOO!!!
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random inlaw: So Ash how's the whateverthefuckyoudo. Vidya Games that you waste yer life on, the toys you hang on your wall?
ash: video games breed intelligence, they are action figures, MD bitch.
ohbrother. It's also really helpful if you have creepy blue eyes.
freaky stuff.
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being bugged and ragged on is probably more fun than sitting there watching all your cousins and faminly interact...as you sit there.
They acknowledge my brother and sister though..and even when i go to try and initiate conversation, it's liek 1 or 2 word answers then they walk away...WOOO!!!
Now who wants to dance with me?
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the only fun part of family shit is when my grandpa starts owning everyone. "CUT YOUR HAIR AND BEARD, FATTIE."
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does he have a cane that he waves about?
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