yesterday i was introduced to robert polidori and then seconds later i spilled iced tea all over my arm ( Read more... )

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so tonight we watched "kindergarten cop" for gordon's 28th birthday and near the end, there is a kid wearing a shirt that says "welcome to the jungle!" and when i saw it i almost cried for some reason? also i spilled a glass of water because i pushed a plate into it and as it was flying through the air i tried to grab it but really water just ( Read more... )

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WHY DID THIS JUST TOTALLY FUCKING KILL EVERY INCH OF ME TO LISTEN TO? probably because this house is going to be over soon and this is how i am going to feel and i can't really handle the thought of it. no matter what happens after this, the pocketknife is going to be over and we're not going to be living in this run-down shithole that is also the ( Read more... )

OKAY i forgot how good JAGGED LITTLE PILL is and now all i want to do is listen to that and "i believe in you" by YACHT. what has happened to me? getting dumb, i guess ( Read more... )

i am a bad friend in the way that i am bad at focusing my energy on more than a few people at a time, but i really feel like if it wasn't this way i would just be a bad friend to everyone because i'd constantly be trying to spend a tiny bit of time with everyone i care about. this is dumb but i realized a billion years ago that people always assume ( Read more... )

spring semester is starting sooner than i want it to and i am having a secret heart attack about it ( Read more... )

WHAT HAPPENED IN 2008? I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE ( Read more... )

i decided i might start updating the twitter that i made almost a year and a half ago. let's be friendz so i have an excuse to start caring about it, okay?

http://twitter.com/decameters