Can I be a good man if I fantasize about doing bad things?

-arguing

-nougat

-weighing yourself before and after a trip to the bathroom

on single men ( Read more... )

and if she cares about the car i drive
then she can get in hers
the moment i arrive

was offered money last night to do "fraternity sexual stunts."

shit

The greatest lost track of all time ( Read more... )

scanning stations in the car today, fake-local rock station is playing "rooster" by alice in chains, which I happen to think is a damn fine song, so i turn it up. then the song ends and the man comes on and tells me "that was rooster by pink floyd. love that song!"

death!

dreamt last night that I backed over a pedestrian with my car right in front of a cop. had this sudden, horrible moment of surging oh shit-ness. but fortunately it was batman and he was just fine, as he demonstrated by jumping back up to his feet and flexing his muscles.

One thing I do know about myself is that I fucking suck at falling asleep, but once I'm asleep I rock at staying asleep more than anyone on the planet. Thank god Emily called me at 1:30 today because I probably would have been asleep for another two to four hours despite having gone to bed at an almost normal hour... after having stayed up thirty ( Read more... )