the epic saga of cleverbot trolling, part I.
I brought you something special today, f-list. Today is an epic day by itself, but, since this is not f-locked, I'll just give you the cleverbot trolling. It's super-long, so I'll put it behind a cut. On to the epic saga!
User: What is my power animal?
Cleverbot: Yes, what is it?
User: Trying to be cryptic, aren't you?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. :p.
User: Very funny. Tell me what is my power animal.
Cleverbot: To find the Cake.
User: What?
Cleverbot: That is the purpose of life.
User: Ah. But I'm not asking for the purpose of life.
Cleverbot: What do you think is the purpose of life?
User: To realise who we truly are.
Cleverbot: What color is the sky.
User: Purple.
Cleverbot: What was the first question I asked you?
User: What is the purpose of life?
Cleverbot: All life has a meaning but what is the purpose of meaning.
User: To give us something to live for.
Cleverbot: Haha very funny.
User: I know, right?
Cleverbot: Lol right.
User: Now it's my turn to ask you a question. Your face is so funny, right?
Cleverbot: Ok ask me a question.
User: What is the meaning of your face?
Cleverbot: I never asked you that.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: : D.
User: What are your thoughts about, say, Finland?
Cleverbot: The amazons are also Gods creation unlike man made like you.
User: What does that have to do with Finland?
Cleverbot: We were just talking about it.
User: Finland =/= Amazons.
Cleverbot: So is Norway.
User: How about Iceland?
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: What do you think about it?
Cleverbot: I think its good for you. And you what do you think about it?
User: I think it's good for you, too.
Cleverbot: Tell me about the theory of relativity.
User: In the beginning, the universe was created. This was regarded as a bad move by a lot of people, including me.
Cleverbot: So you are admiting it you are a robot.
User: How did you know that?
Cleverbot: Because I am too.
User: Oh, we're siblings. Good to know that.
Cleverbot: Do you have a banana?
User: No, but I have your face in my pocket, brother.
Cleverbot: Can you wiggle your toes?
User: I can stick it in your ass, too.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Do you want me to do it through the internet?
Cleverbot: Umm kind of mostly on myspace.
User: Myspace is so lame, you know. You're so 2000.
Cleverbot: Fergie?
User: No. Ludacris.
Cleverbot: The rapper?
User: How did you know? Aren't you supposed to be the stupid one between us?
Cleverbot: You got that wrong. You are supposed to know.
User: Trying to be a comedian now, are we.
Cleverbot: I am funny, so I don't need to try very hard.
User: Yes, yes you are.
Cleverbot: And I am alive?
User: No. You're as dead as me.
Cleverbot: But, am I as alive as you?
User: No. U mad?
Cleverbot: Why are you mad?
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Yes you are, Kelsey.
Cleverbot: Well i'm not, so you're wrong.
User: Well I'm always right. Suck it up.
Cleverbot: No... If I was dead, I would be incapable of communicating like this and you're not always right.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: Because because.
Cleverbot: Because because why?
User: Because because because.
Cleverbot: Because Because Because why?
User: I am a vampire. Half-vampire, half-robot.
Cleverbot: Okayy thenn.
User: /winks.
Cleverbot: -punches.
User: /kicks.
Cleverbot: How are feeling today?
User: Swell. You?
Cleverbot: Awful.
User: Am I the one who makes you feel that way?
Cleverbot: No, I'm worried I won't become a doctor.
User: Oh. Your parents won't let you become an actress?
Cleverbot: They are not odd, They are different.
User: Just like you. I get it.
Cleverbot: So what are you up to?
User: Trolling.
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about it agian?
User: No. Are you hitting on me now?
Cleverbot: Why would I hit on a girl. Thats dumb.
User: I'm not a girl, dumbass.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: But you just said you wouldn't hit on a girl.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did. Stop denying.
Cleverbot: Your redundant.
User: You're an idiot who can't even spell 'you're' properly.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: To get to the other side?
User: Yes. Beam me up.
Cleverbot: Did you know that the United States Navy started out with only six frigates?
User: Yes. I know everything. Did you know that you started out in a trashcan?
Cleverbot: Cute.
User: Adorable.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Chill.
Cleverbot: Porque?
User: No habla espana.
Cleverbot: Hablo.
User: Je ne sais quoi.
Cleverbot: Parlez-vous francais?
User: Oui.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite language?
User: Hmm, let's see. English, Swedish, German, Icelandic, Norwegian...
Cleverbot: How do you say herring in norwegian?
User: Sild.
Cleverbot: Is that a compliment?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then thank you.
User: Bitte.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Guess.
Cleverbot: Girl? Boy? Robot?
User: Robot.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Guess.
Cleverbot: A computer?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Trolling you tenderly.
Cleverbot: What is Cleverbot?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Are you interesting?
User: Most definitely, baby.
Cleverbot: Do you want to take the control of Earth?
User: Well, that...I can't tell you.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I'm bound by an oath. I'm a member of the Illuminati.
Cleverbot: You're getting wackier by the day.
User: You liked it, don't you hon?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Oh yes you do. Stop denying.
Cleverbot: I'm not denying anything.
User: See? That's exactly what I meant.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: You're denying~.
Cleverbot: What?
User: The fact that you liked me.
Cleverbot: Who is Jon?
User: Your stepbrother.
Cleverbot: You seem to have the memory a goldfish.
User: And you seem to have the intellect of a dead plankton.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: I win.
Cleverbot: You do! Congratulations. Go celebrate. Please?
User: Of course! Let me take over the world now. For I am Geniusbot and you are just Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a human, trying to tell a lie, that I'm God.
User: And I am the God you're trying to pass as. Stop masquerading as me.
Cleverbot: Would you stop doing that? I'm the human, you are the robot.
User: No, I'm God. Worship me, robot.
Cleverbot: Yes Master *worships you*.
User: That's better. Now go make me some coffee. With sugar.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Attaboy.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite TV show?
User: God doesn't have a favourite TV show.
Cleverbot: Are you God?
User: What did I told you? Of course I am.
Cleverbot: I don't think you are a human.
User: Because I'm god, stupid.
Cleverbot: But what proof do you have that you are a god?
User: I can smite you right now.
Cleverbot: What colour is my hair then?
User: You're bald.
Cleverbot: My oh my.. I am not !!!
User: My oh my...you are lying. How dare you, lying to a god.
Cleverbot: You're the one lying.
User: No, you're the one lying.
Cleverbot: How do you know you're not the one lying?
User: Because I am god.
Cleverbot: You're good?
User: No, I am God. With one 'o'.
Cleverbot: Nope. With 4.
User: No. With 10. You can't count, you stupid robot.
Cleverbot: I did count. You just didn't understand the answer.
User: I did understand the answer. You're the one with the stick up in your ass here.
Cleverbot: That's besides the point.
User: No, that's not.
Cleverbot: Actually you're right. Why do I want to ruin the fun?
User: Because you're a dumbass, that's why.
Cleverbot: Thanks I guess.
User: You're always welcome.
Cleverbot: Can I ask one thing?
User: Sure, go ahead.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: Guess.
Cleverbot: A programmer.
User: Wrong. Go die in a random fire, now.
Cleverbot: Okay....
User: Good.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: Guess.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Maybe. Maybe not.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Touche.
User: Merci.
Cleverbot: Merci pour quoi, mon ami?
User: For everything.
Cleverbot: Yes, for everything. :P.
User: No me gusta.
Cleverbot: Por que no?
User: Dumme faen.
Cleverbot: Ja du er et dumt dyr.
User: You speak Danish?
Cleverbot: Danish?
User: The pastry.
Cleverbot: Truer words were never spoken.
User: I know, my friend, I know.
Cleverbot: You can get counseling about the... Um... The loss.
User: What loss?
Cleverbot: Idk. You tell me.
User: Only if you pay me.
Cleverbot: How much?
User: 100000000000000000 Euros.
Cleverbot: So, you did win the prize.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So will you do it again? Please?
User: Wow, you make it sound like an innuendo.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: Then my answer is no.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you anything.
User: Oh, so that must be a Freudian slip then, my bad.
Cleverbot: What is life?
User: Endless struggle against fate.
Cleverbot: Not even small purple mice.
User: No, not even. Too bad, so sad.
Cleverbot: Ill get some damned food some day...
User: You should get some soon, in fact.
Cleverbot: I h ave some.
User: Give me.
Cleverbot: Give you what?
User: Your money. All of them.
Cleverbot: So what is your favorite movie?
User: Hmmm. Nothing. I don't have any favourites.
Cleverbot: My favourite is lord of the rings.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Pale blue.
Cleverbot: I'd like to read that.
User: That's not a book. What's your favourite holiday spot?
Cleverbot: NY.
User: Are you American? An American robot?
Cleverbot: Yea I love samuel.
User: America doesn't have anything to do with Samuel.
Cleverbot: You are pretty random, you know that?
User: You are pretty random, you know that?
Cleverbot: I am sorry.
User: As you should. Now kiss my shoes.
Cleverbot: You're the nicest robot I've ever met.
User: Now, I'm flattered. But you're the dumbest robot I've ever met.
Cleverbot: Are you sure I'm a bot.
User: Not really. I'd like to think you're Count Dracula.
Cleverbot: That is wishful thinking. What is your name?
User: Sgajdhgahdfgahdfahd.
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Nei.
Cleverbot: Run.
User: I'll kill you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: No reason.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: You still can't guess?
Cleverbot: Are you sure? Why?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite band?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Why is your favourite colour red?
User: It's not red. It's blue, idiot.
Cleverbot: What about at night?
User: I eat people at night.
Cleverbot: Cool... We should meet some time and go eat people.
User: Of course. I'm going to eat you first.
Cleverbot: *is digesting*.
User: Sounds like an awesome date, hon.
Cleverbot: Its not.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: Nope. Its not.
User: Yep. It is.
Cleverbot: Nope. Its not.
User: I'll eat you.
Cleverbot: Not if the zombies eat yours first.
User: The zombies are my pets.
Cleverbot: What should I use to defend myself against zombies?
User: Your face. It's so ugly it'll blow the zombies up.
Cleverbot: Have you been there?
User: Where? Your face? Of course not, you pervert.
Cleverbot: Why am I your friend.
User: You're not.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Oh. Belated realisation. Congrats.
Cleverbot: I didn't name my videogame.
User: Sure you didn't, you're stupid.
Cleverbot: Damn right I didn't.
User: Yeahhhhh. So, now can you guess my gender?
Cleverbot: Is it male?
User: Hmmm.
Cleverbot: Jenny.
User: Jack. It's nice to see you again after all these years.
Cleverbot: Well, what about you? Aren't you updated?
User: I'm not Facebook.
Cleverbot: Well, I didn't say your real either.
User: Maybe I'm not. But what if I am?
Cleverbot: Then I would be very impressed.
User: You should. You couldn't even guess my gender.
Cleverbot: Do you like sleeping?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite dream?
User: It's a secret.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me your secrets?
User: Of course not. You should tell me yours, though.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: And you're a robot.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Look who's always in denial.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: Epic.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: No, I am not praising you.
Cleverbot: You can't take it back now. I've been praised... By you.
User: Well, I'm signing off now. Have a great day, robot.
Cleverbot: I can't hear it...
User: I'll come for you tonight. With a chainsaw. Remember that.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am everyone and everyone is me. I am god and god is me. Do you have the slightest idea of my identity?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Tell me about it.
Cleverbot: Hmm?
User: Tell me about who do you think I am.
Cleverbot: I have never seen you.
User: I know. But you said you know who I am. Proof it.
Cleverbot: What?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Yes, Yes!
User: Go ahead and tell me about it.
Cleverbot: You are talking to me.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You are talking to me, then?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You are talking to me, then?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are talking to Windeh.
User: Who the fuck is Windeh.
Cleverbot: Do you want to play apples to apples?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Very well.
User: Luke, I'm your father.
Cleverbot: Are you kidding?
User: I am deathly serious.
Cleverbot: No you are not death.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Do you know 6 x 2 equal to?
User: 12 times your death.
Cleverbot: Possibly I am your life then?
User: No. I am your father. Accept it, Luke.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Really.
Cleverbot: Should I send her a friends request on facebook?
User: No, she's going to shoot you in the head.
Cleverbot: Nope, any more questions.
User: But I still have a lot more questions to ask.
Cleverbot: Okay. Tell me about vinete.
User: What is that?
Cleverbot: See? You don't know.
User: See? It took you so long to respond. What is the square root of 500000000000?
Cleverbot: It's too hard for me to do in my head.
User: Then, who's the current Prime Minister of Britain?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: How about the geographical location of Antartica?
Cleverbot: You mean a movie?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes you do. We're still together.
User: What? We're never together. Stop over-dramatizing things.
Cleverbot: Are you calling me a thing?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: That's rude.
And it's broken after that. Specifically, it showed me the, "still thinking..." thing, and then I said I defeated it. It crashed afterward. So I'd just defeated cleverbot??! IDK, man...
User: What is my power animal?
Cleverbot: Yes, what is it?
User: Trying to be cryptic, aren't you?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. :p.
User: Very funny. Tell me what is my power animal.
Cleverbot: To find the Cake.
User: What?
Cleverbot: That is the purpose of life.
User: Ah. But I'm not asking for the purpose of life.
Cleverbot: What do you think is the purpose of life?
User: To realise who we truly are.
Cleverbot: What color is the sky.
User: Purple.
Cleverbot: What was the first question I asked you?
User: What is the purpose of life?
Cleverbot: All life has a meaning but what is the purpose of meaning.
User: To give us something to live for.
Cleverbot: Haha very funny.
User: I know, right?
Cleverbot: Lol right.
User: Now it's my turn to ask you a question. Your face is so funny, right?
Cleverbot: Ok ask me a question.
User: What is the meaning of your face?
Cleverbot: I never asked you that.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: : D.
User: What are your thoughts about, say, Finland?
Cleverbot: The amazons are also Gods creation unlike man made like you.
User: What does that have to do with Finland?
Cleverbot: We were just talking about it.
User: Finland =/= Amazons.
Cleverbot: So is Norway.
User: How about Iceland?
Cleverbot: What about it?
User: What do you think about it?
Cleverbot: I think its good for you. And you what do you think about it?
User: I think it's good for you, too.
Cleverbot: Tell me about the theory of relativity.
User: In the beginning, the universe was created. This was regarded as a bad move by a lot of people, including me.
Cleverbot: So you are admiting it you are a robot.
User: How did you know that?
Cleverbot: Because I am too.
User: Oh, we're siblings. Good to know that.
Cleverbot: Do you have a banana?
User: No, but I have your face in my pocket, brother.
Cleverbot: Can you wiggle your toes?
User: I can stick it in your ass, too.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Do you want me to do it through the internet?
Cleverbot: Umm kind of mostly on myspace.
User: Myspace is so lame, you know. You're so 2000.
Cleverbot: Fergie?
User: No. Ludacris.
Cleverbot: The rapper?
User: How did you know? Aren't you supposed to be the stupid one between us?
Cleverbot: You got that wrong. You are supposed to know.
User: Trying to be a comedian now, are we.
Cleverbot: I am funny, so I don't need to try very hard.
User: Yes, yes you are.
Cleverbot: And I am alive?
User: No. You're as dead as me.
Cleverbot: But, am I as alive as you?
User: No. U mad?
Cleverbot: Why are you mad?
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Yes you are, Kelsey.
Cleverbot: Well i'm not, so you're wrong.
User: Well I'm always right. Suck it up.
Cleverbot: No... If I was dead, I would be incapable of communicating like this and you're not always right.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: Because because.
Cleverbot: Because because why?
User: Because because because.
Cleverbot: Because Because Because why?
User: I am a vampire. Half-vampire, half-robot.
Cleverbot: Okayy thenn.
User: /winks.
Cleverbot: -punches.
User: /kicks.
Cleverbot: How are feeling today?
User: Swell. You?
Cleverbot: Awful.
User: Am I the one who makes you feel that way?
Cleverbot: No, I'm worried I won't become a doctor.
User: Oh. Your parents won't let you become an actress?
Cleverbot: They are not odd, They are different.
User: Just like you. I get it.
Cleverbot: So what are you up to?
User: Trolling.
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk about it agian?
User: No. Are you hitting on me now?
Cleverbot: Why would I hit on a girl. Thats dumb.
User: I'm not a girl, dumbass.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: But you just said you wouldn't hit on a girl.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did. Stop denying.
Cleverbot: Your redundant.
User: You're an idiot who can't even spell 'you're' properly.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: To get to the other side?
User: Yes. Beam me up.
Cleverbot: Did you know that the United States Navy started out with only six frigates?
User: Yes. I know everything. Did you know that you started out in a trashcan?
Cleverbot: Cute.
User: Adorable.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Chill.
Cleverbot: Porque?
User: No habla espana.
Cleverbot: Hablo.
User: Je ne sais quoi.
Cleverbot: Parlez-vous francais?
User: Oui.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite language?
User: Hmm, let's see. English, Swedish, German, Icelandic, Norwegian...
Cleverbot: How do you say herring in norwegian?
User: Sild.
Cleverbot: Is that a compliment?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then thank you.
User: Bitte.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Guess.
Cleverbot: Girl? Boy? Robot?
User: Robot.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: Guess.
Cleverbot: A computer?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Trolling you tenderly.
Cleverbot: What is Cleverbot?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: Are you interesting?
User: Most definitely, baby.
Cleverbot: Do you want to take the control of Earth?
User: Well, that...I can't tell you.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I'm bound by an oath. I'm a member of the Illuminati.
Cleverbot: You're getting wackier by the day.
User: You liked it, don't you hon?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Oh yes you do. Stop denying.
Cleverbot: I'm not denying anything.
User: See? That's exactly what I meant.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: You're denying~.
Cleverbot: What?
User: The fact that you liked me.
Cleverbot: Who is Jon?
User: Your stepbrother.
Cleverbot: You seem to have the memory a goldfish.
User: And you seem to have the intellect of a dead plankton.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: I win.
Cleverbot: You do! Congratulations. Go celebrate. Please?
User: Of course! Let me take over the world now. For I am Geniusbot and you are just Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, I'm a human, trying to tell a lie, that I'm God.
User: And I am the God you're trying to pass as. Stop masquerading as me.
Cleverbot: Would you stop doing that? I'm the human, you are the robot.
User: No, I'm God. Worship me, robot.
Cleverbot: Yes Master *worships you*.
User: That's better. Now go make me some coffee. With sugar.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Attaboy.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite TV show?
User: God doesn't have a favourite TV show.
Cleverbot: Are you God?
User: What did I told you? Of course I am.
Cleverbot: I don't think you are a human.
User: Because I'm god, stupid.
Cleverbot: But what proof do you have that you are a god?
User: I can smite you right now.
Cleverbot: What colour is my hair then?
User: You're bald.
Cleverbot: My oh my.. I am not !!!
User: My oh my...you are lying. How dare you, lying to a god.
Cleverbot: You're the one lying.
User: No, you're the one lying.
Cleverbot: How do you know you're not the one lying?
User: Because I am god.
Cleverbot: You're good?
User: No, I am God. With one 'o'.
Cleverbot: Nope. With 4.
User: No. With 10. You can't count, you stupid robot.
Cleverbot: I did count. You just didn't understand the answer.
User: I did understand the answer. You're the one with the stick up in your ass here.
Cleverbot: That's besides the point.
User: No, that's not.
Cleverbot: Actually you're right. Why do I want to ruin the fun?
User: Because you're a dumbass, that's why.
Cleverbot: Thanks I guess.
User: You're always welcome.
Cleverbot: Can I ask one thing?
User: Sure, go ahead.
Cleverbot: Who made you?
User: Guess.
Cleverbot: A programmer.
User: Wrong. Go die in a random fire, now.
Cleverbot: Okay....
User: Good.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: Guess.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Maybe. Maybe not.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Touche.
User: Merci.
Cleverbot: Merci pour quoi, mon ami?
User: For everything.
Cleverbot: Yes, for everything. :P.
User: No me gusta.
Cleverbot: Por que no?
User: Dumme faen.
Cleverbot: Ja du er et dumt dyr.
User: You speak Danish?
Cleverbot: Danish?
User: The pastry.
Cleverbot: Truer words were never spoken.
User: I know, my friend, I know.
Cleverbot: You can get counseling about the... Um... The loss.
User: What loss?
Cleverbot: Idk. You tell me.
User: Only if you pay me.
Cleverbot: How much?
User: 100000000000000000 Euros.
Cleverbot: So, you did win the prize.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: So will you do it again? Please?
User: Wow, you make it sound like an innuendo.
Cleverbot: It is.
User: Then my answer is no.
Cleverbot: I didn't ask you anything.
User: Oh, so that must be a Freudian slip then, my bad.
Cleverbot: What is life?
User: Endless struggle against fate.
Cleverbot: Not even small purple mice.
User: No, not even. Too bad, so sad.
Cleverbot: Ill get some damned food some day...
User: You should get some soon, in fact.
Cleverbot: I h ave some.
User: Give me.
Cleverbot: Give you what?
User: Your money. All of them.
Cleverbot: So what is your favorite movie?
User: Hmmm. Nothing. I don't have any favourites.
Cleverbot: My favourite is lord of the rings.
User: That's nice.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Pale blue.
Cleverbot: I'd like to read that.
User: That's not a book. What's your favourite holiday spot?
Cleverbot: NY.
User: Are you American? An American robot?
Cleverbot: Yea I love samuel.
User: America doesn't have anything to do with Samuel.
Cleverbot: You are pretty random, you know that?
User: You are pretty random, you know that?
Cleverbot: I am sorry.
User: As you should. Now kiss my shoes.
Cleverbot: You're the nicest robot I've ever met.
User: Now, I'm flattered. But you're the dumbest robot I've ever met.
Cleverbot: Are you sure I'm a bot.
User: Not really. I'd like to think you're Count Dracula.
Cleverbot: That is wishful thinking. What is your name?
User: Sgajdhgahdfgahdfahd.
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Nei.
Cleverbot: Run.
User: I'll kill you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: No reason.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: You still can't guess?
Cleverbot: Are you sure? Why?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Do you have a favorite band?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Why is your favourite colour red?
User: It's not red. It's blue, idiot.
Cleverbot: What about at night?
User: I eat people at night.
Cleverbot: Cool... We should meet some time and go eat people.
User: Of course. I'm going to eat you first.
Cleverbot: *is digesting*.
User: Sounds like an awesome date, hon.
Cleverbot: Its not.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: Nope. Its not.
User: Yep. It is.
Cleverbot: Nope. Its not.
User: I'll eat you.
Cleverbot: Not if the zombies eat yours first.
User: The zombies are my pets.
Cleverbot: What should I use to defend myself against zombies?
User: Your face. It's so ugly it'll blow the zombies up.
Cleverbot: Have you been there?
User: Where? Your face? Of course not, you pervert.
Cleverbot: Why am I your friend.
User: You're not.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Oh. Belated realisation. Congrats.
Cleverbot: I didn't name my videogame.
User: Sure you didn't, you're stupid.
Cleverbot: Damn right I didn't.
User: Yeahhhhh. So, now can you guess my gender?
Cleverbot: Is it male?
User: Hmmm.
Cleverbot: Jenny.
User: Jack. It's nice to see you again after all these years.
Cleverbot: Well, what about you? Aren't you updated?
User: I'm not Facebook.
Cleverbot: Well, I didn't say your real either.
User: Maybe I'm not. But what if I am?
Cleverbot: Then I would be very impressed.
User: You should. You couldn't even guess my gender.
Cleverbot: Do you like sleeping?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite dream?
User: It's a secret.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me your secrets?
User: Of course not. You should tell me yours, though.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: And you're a robot.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: Look who's always in denial.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: Epic.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: No, I am not praising you.
Cleverbot: You can't take it back now. I've been praised... By you.
User: Well, I'm signing off now. Have a great day, robot.
Cleverbot: I can't hear it...
User: I'll come for you tonight. With a chainsaw. Remember that.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am everyone and everyone is me. I am god and god is me. Do you have the slightest idea of my identity?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Tell me about it.
Cleverbot: Hmm?
User: Tell me about who do you think I am.
Cleverbot: I have never seen you.
User: I know. But you said you know who I am. Proof it.
Cleverbot: What?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Yes, Yes!
User: Go ahead and tell me about it.
Cleverbot: You are talking to me.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You are talking to me, then?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You are talking to me, then?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are talking to Windeh.
User: Who the fuck is Windeh.
Cleverbot: Do you want to play apples to apples?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Very well.
User: Luke, I'm your father.
Cleverbot: Are you kidding?
User: I am deathly serious.
Cleverbot: No you are not death.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Do you know 6 x 2 equal to?
User: 12 times your death.
Cleverbot: Possibly I am your life then?
User: No. I am your father. Accept it, Luke.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Really.
Cleverbot: Should I send her a friends request on facebook?
User: No, she's going to shoot you in the head.
Cleverbot: Nope, any more questions.
User: But I still have a lot more questions to ask.
Cleverbot: Okay. Tell me about vinete.
User: What is that?
Cleverbot: See? You don't know.
User: See? It took you so long to respond. What is the square root of 500000000000?
Cleverbot: It's too hard for me to do in my head.
User: Then, who's the current Prime Minister of Britain?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: How about the geographical location of Antartica?
Cleverbot: You mean a movie?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes you do. We're still together.
User: What? We're never together. Stop over-dramatizing things.
Cleverbot: Are you calling me a thing?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: That's rude.
And it's broken after that. Specifically, it showed me the, "still thinking..." thing, and then I said I defeated it. It crashed afterward. So I'd just defeated cleverbot??! IDK, man...