Sep 02, 2007 20:58
I'm rather thankful that the neighborhood has been quiet this week (especially after that run-in with the dogs). There's less mayhem now that school's started, at the very least.
However, I seem to have received someone else's mail. It's... amusing, to be honest. I can understand Science Magazine, but PlayGirl? What an interesting combination. I doubt I'll ever be able to take him seriously hereafter.
Along with those two magazines was a letter. It's written in some sort of cryptic way, because I highly doubt this person writes to his dairy farmer.
Dear Fan of Dairy,
Please return the "cartons" of "milk" I sent you two days ago. They won't do a thing for those "bones" you're trying to build.
Sincerely,
Farmer Yzma
Call me a fool, but I believe you need a better code.
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