Helpful Hints
“Helpful Hints”
A drabble of 100 words
By December21st
Fandom: Castle
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: None
Warnings: Vague spoiler for “A Deadly Game”, reference to violence and gore.
Summary: Alexis has some helpful hints for her new roommate. Response to castle100 challenge revenge.
Stacie bursts into her summer school dorm room dramatically. “I’m going to kill him! Jeff Wallace is a low-down two-timing rat-faced pig-dog! I’m going strangle him and cut up the pieces with a butter knife!” Her new roommate, Alexis, looks up diffidently from the book she’s reading.
“A chainsaw would be faster. Gets the job done in under an hour. Messy, though, so you should probably get some tarps. And Drain-O the bathtub drain when you’re done, otherwise there’s evidence.”
Stacie stares at her, nonplussed. “How do you know that?”
“I learned it from my dad.”
Somehow that’s not reassuring.
A drabble of 100 words
By December21st
Fandom: Castle
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: None
Warnings: Vague spoiler for “A Deadly Game”, reference to violence and gore.
Summary: Alexis has some helpful hints for her new roommate. Response to castle100 challenge revenge.
Stacie bursts into her summer school dorm room dramatically. “I’m going to kill him! Jeff Wallace is a low-down two-timing rat-faced pig-dog! I’m going strangle him and cut up the pieces with a butter knife!” Her new roommate, Alexis, looks up diffidently from the book she’s reading.
“A chainsaw would be faster. Gets the job done in under an hour. Messy, though, so you should probably get some tarps. And Drain-O the bathtub drain when you’re done, otherwise there’s evidence.”
Stacie stares at her, nonplussed. “How do you know that?”
“I learned it from my dad.”
Somehow that’s not reassuring.