And, for my birthday...

Maggots pooping on each other.

Okay, I don't have a vagine, so this plan needs to be a bit retailored, and understandably so. In order to accomodate all of my friends, and still get to see the tracks, and possibly have a tipple before evensong, here's the itinerary for my surprise party:

friday:   if weather is good, I'm off to the tracks- that is, the train tracks, out ( Read more... )

Lookit my new icons! Cute as bees, they are.

Well, it looks like I'm a corporate pig now. The Serpent Sage Inc is now officially registered and I have my own business account and what not. It's scary as hell, but I'll be okay- there seem to be a few jobs floating about, and some money, too. Here's hoping! Oh, yeah...

Lookit the page!

What time is it ( Read more... )

"APPEH SAIN- PAAH-TEHS DEH!"

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My Year in Review

1. What did you do in 2005 that you'd never done before?
Started a Corporation that secretly deals in shaving rodents for nickels in France.

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I have succeeded in becoming fatter. This positive step will earn me extra hit points but a lower ( Read more... )

5 things most don't know about me.

One. I was molested once when I was young. I won't get into it right now, but it was a strange experience, more shocking than anything else, really. I wasn't scarred, or afraid, and I don't think I was left with issues or anything, but I certainly hadn't ASKED for it, you know? It was wierd.

Two. I dressed up ( Read more... )

More fun than stamping on kittens!

If I were a month I would be: I'm the DecemberKing, but I think I might choose September. When I used to be allowed to have a summer, I always had good times in a First Nations People's Summer.

If I were a day of the week I would be: A holiday, one that means little, has no social or financial impact, but left ( Read more... )

   Jeez!

I'll bet you'd all bend over and lick your own bums if He really came down and even SUGGESTED it! This display of rotten and childish behaviour shocks me! Never mind the 'uncaring and self- hating' ways of modern life. Rude to God? I can't believe it!

If you didn't understand what He said to you, make it a ( Read more... )

Ahem.

my site has been moderately updated since last I posted here! I have an email form that works sometimes, and I enlarged the portfolio, and a new game, and a links page. Next will be a small bio, where I will give credit where credit is due for the music, and talk a little about my site. After that, it's a video clip portfolio.

link to ( Read more... )

Three names you go by:
Decemberking, Gregory, Annual Gift Man

Three screen names you have had:
Michael Fitz, MurderMan, Mini Poose

Three physical things you like about yourself:
1. I'm 90% water
2. I do not brachiate anymore, but walk upright on the plains
3. my dick

Three physical things you don't like about yourself:
1. I seem to be melting
2. ( Read more... )