True peace of mind comes from feeling happy and secure on the inside, so keep that in mind as you work out what stays and what goes this coming year

Here's to all those girls who used to be his number one. The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. ( Read more... )

I can't believe this is all happening now. After 7+ years of friendship. All over ONE night. All over....All. Over. Never thought I'd have to say those words.

My Horoscope for Today ( Read more... )

Did you seriously just throw a chair at me?!?! You KNOW it's time to go when baby's mama shows up, throwing "Skank"s out like they're terms of endearment. And then procedes to throw a white plastic chair at you. LOL LOL LOL ( Read more... )

You do realize that HE invited YOU over. And HE showed up at YOUR house on your birthday. And HE spent the night there when YOU asked him to. And HE slept next to YOU. And HE remembered that conversation from a few months ago that was the first time YOU spoke to him in forever. YOU need to face the facts: maybe your stupid little girl crush might ( Read more... )

Can I tell you how I'm entertained by the porn industry?!?! First of all, the majority of porn is funny to me. I can't help it. Walking through the Lion's Den, I'm thinking to myself "Where the hell is THAT supposed to go?" Because I know I have no orifice on my body that will house such an enormous object. Secondly...the videos should be used for ( Read more... )

I feel like I've abondoned my trusty friend LiveJournal. It's all because of the evil MySpace that I haven't updated in two months. Please forgive me ( Read more... )

Terry made me a present. My new icon!!! Look how hot my boyfriend Ryan Reynolds was in Blade:Trinity. All down on his knees. Shirtless and shackled. YUMMY!!!

Sometimes, Ms. Oprah Winfrey, you hit a bit too close to home. I completely *well maybe not COMPLETELY* understand what those women were talking about today. Disgustingly and not yet willing to talk about it. But...yeah....I get it. Whole-heartedly. I get it.