I know that I don't do this ( Read more... )

As I walked through campus tonight
I passed the Oxy fountain
and as it gently misted my face
filling the air with it's particular fragrance
chlorine, sewage, and a hint of an unidentifiable chemical
a memory came wafting with it
of a time, years ago
when I was so wickedly drunk
I drank out of that fountain

after my reverie
I thought to myself
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I update more often in breakmequickly
sorry if you can't read it
or don't have an LJ
my life has just gotten too absurd to continue discussing publicly as often as I used to
don't worry, I'll continue to sporadically update here
but if you want the full scoop
head over to the other LJ
it's got all the gory details
and dirty secrets
you'll love it♥

the day we picked you actually drooled on my skirt ( Read more... )

Poor Lillian ( Read more... )

"Aw look, Val Kilmer got to act"(Emma ( Read more... )

I've been really really busy ( Read more... )

My life has become so ridiculous I think I'm going to start writing it down and I'll sell it when I have a books worth of stuff.

Seriously, it's just absurd.

If you want details, ask or wait for further update.

I secretly love Kelly Clarkson ( Read more... )

So...my foot is not broken ( Read more... )